I still don’t know how many DB techniques Fisher taught him.

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

What a load of crap.. Weight loss/gain is directly tied to caloric intake. You take in more than you burn, you gain weight.. you take in less than you burn, you lose weight. THIS is the ONLY secret to it. And it isn’t a secret.

I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

I feel like destroying this beautiful comment.

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name.

What they have in common: reduced calories.

Way to cherry pick Fultz and ignore the actual generational talent of Embiid and Simmons.

How to tell if your pint glass is dirty:
Pour a perfectly good pint of beer in it.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Christ, didn’t take you boners long to prove his point...

I can’t believe you went into an article about how Pats fans are unbearable when challenged and proved it less than 20 minutes after the article came up

Nah, fuck Boston.

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

I ordered 9 things on amazon this weekend and i hope my city wins the amazon 2nd HQ. The biggest employer here pays no local property tax and was incentivized to build here. Then it brought 20k professional jobs to the area. This town has gone through a massive boom because of them and its a great city.

“I wouldn’t even use a horse like you for glue”

I guess you could say that the allegation did not survive the ground

You must not be tall. For those over 6' 4“, even for those who are thin, flying is dreadful. I literally cannot stand up straight in current 737 bathrooms, and the only way I can turn around in there is to hold my arms straight down against my sides.

“...not uncomfortable modern air travel...”

In what world is Chipper not a Hall of Famer?