As an ex-fan of the Montréal Canadiens, I agree with you 100%.

God, if you can hear me, look - I don’t ask for much, please please please let Garoppolo beat Brady in a super bowl.

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

Oh fuck you.

Tom Brady is not, in fact, a good boy.

Brady has noted to staff a few times this year that, no matter how many game-changing throws he makes, Belichick hasn’t awarded him Patriot of the Week all year.

Fancy Dog vs. Sentient Hoodie - taking all bets!

The water isn’t boiling, there is no water vapor coming off it, the water isn’t even hot.

Ref takes ball to face shoulder

Does he have another face on his collarbone?

He was good, but Sarah Jessica Parker stole the show.

Bitching about “we” is the last refuge of someone in a pissy mood with absolutely nothing left to say.

First, yes I am. Grew up there and went to college in Tuscaloosa. Second, I live in Tennessee now so I couldn’t vote in that election but did everything I could to help Doug Jones win (and he did). But I appreciate how much you dislike me ‘cause I’m from here. ‘Preciate ya.

Eat a Snickers.

There are “nippers” to watch material being moved around and “hog house tenders” to supervise the break room. Each crane must have an “oiler,” a relic of a time when they needed frequent lubrication. Standby electricians and plumbers are to be on hand at all times, as is at least one “master mechanic.” Generators…

Yes, he is.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

The measurement isn’t dependent on the chain gang running in perpendicular.

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.