I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

Yes that is.. that’s kind of the original point

Roasted

You lose, fartface!

AB, should I pickle roasted marshmallows?

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

Maybe you like to use a square from a chocolate bar. It’s none of my business. We had chocolate chips, and I used ‘em

Can we stop being amazed by corporate Twitters already? Millenials break free of Madison Avenue’s influence, only to be gulled by its stupider, cheaper Internet analogue.

Trump’s penis?

it’s very clearly a one-way street

I’m pretty sure the local government knows full well that should fix it, but they also know it would cost too much to do it for them. There are enough signs and warnings where it’s almost 100% of the time driver fault. And the bridge itself is rarely hurt badly so the local government doesn’t lose much money from…

In before the “Why don’t they just raise the bridge a few feet, or dig the road a little deeper?” comments. Oh wow, thanks, your casual shower musings have come to a conclusion that no one with a degree in this field, that does this for a living, has thought of! Gee, you should apply to be CEO of Earth!

This is misleading. Why did you not quote Embiid’s stats?

This is not a good take.

Are *you* serious or just trying to be funny?

Money. Can’t believe you still haven’t figured it out, Mayweather.

Kansas is going to go 14-2, loose in the divisional round by 2 points after butchering the clock, and all will be right in the world.

I live in a very nice suburb of Boston. We don’t have an HOA. And no one does anything that bothers me.

“Kneeling is good, it’s drawing attention to a cause”

Article 3 Item One: A Player is considered to be going to the ground if he does not remain upright long enough to demonstrate that he is clearly a runner.