Wait, people are actually arguing that this wasn’t a dirty play? LOL.

How is it not a dirty play? It’s the “Bruce Bowen”. They have made rules specifically to target this type of dirty play.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Lean Water Act.

“Pffttt! Been fired more times than Sabrina, but I am still here.”

The U.S. has a pretty crappy record when it comes to losing weapons to terrorists, namely ISIS. As Mother Jones points out in the case of Iraq, the United States military has provided a wide range of hardware to the Iraqis—M-16s and bullets to Humvees and tanks—that end up getting into the hands of ISIS and…

Meanwhile Josh Gordon’s teammates are regular injected with unknown substances by team officials.

Fuck Goodell

Ok seriously, Josh smokes weed. Maybe not even anymore! Who knows. But no he can’t play.

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

*reads take*

She’s dead and isn’t coming back back back back

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I can’t believe the president of ESPN would make a joke about Chris Berman’s weight at a time like this.

Rumblin’ Bumblin’ Stumblin’ indeed

wouldn’t be the first time IT fucked up

They probably saw flames in the rear view mirror and were trying to get away.

Kansas is a lovely place.

The list of people that advise the POTUS without briefing him in person is endless. You clearly have no concept of how things work in the beltway. You’re presence is requested by POTUS (unless it’s an emergency), otherwise you CYA by advising his people. The SOP is to correct the POTUS privately through the proper…