“Trump was livid, according to three White House officials, after reading in the Wall Street Journal that McMaster had called his South Korean counterpart to assure him that the president’s threat to make that country pay for a new missile defense system was not official policy. These officials say Trump screamed at…

McMaster is not a civilian. He has a specific chain of command to follow, especially if he wants to keep his job.

Dunder-headed Deputy Given Opportunity To Spend Less Time In The Office After Illegally Stopping Michael Scott.

Any update on what happened to the drugs?

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

I AM FILING THE PAPERS TO ADOPT KELLY OUBRE JR. AS MY SON RIGHT FUCKING NOW

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

How can a city crack down on people spray painting public property when they’re spray painting public property themselves? Just asking trolling.

You forgot the 3rd Eagles reference: there are 0 Super Bowls in the movies

Don’t forget the most obvious Philly reference in Episode IV: “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

“The references definitely weren’t to Droid etiquette!”

I wish I had more stars to give.

I like the Eagles reference in Empire Strikes Back when Yoda says “That’s why you fail.”

This deserves more stars.

I don’t know, man. Rogue One ends with hope for the future.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

Rogue One’s ending seems like a pretty good representation of how a typical Eagles’ season ends.

Darth Vader forces-hurls a battery at a rebel commando?