Who would have thought Dwight Howard would not be the softest member of the Atlanta Hawks

Do they serve free soft serve ice cream at Hawks home games?

If there is a platonic ideal of a deadspin article, it is this one. If someone ever has cause to ask me why I read deadspin I’ll just send them a link to this article.

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ

Oh man, is he OK?

This is a stunning revelation.

I mean when you are going out off the top rope, it seems pretty clear you loved wrestling.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

(refs call charging on you even though the brick wall was clearly in the restricted circle)

100% right.

second-best. 

Do you remember in 1998 when Serena and Venus said they could beat a male tennis player, and Karsten Braasch (ranked #203 in the world) beat them in consecutive sets (6-1, 6-2)? I’ll bet you don’t.

Any male player in the current top 50 would wipe the floor with her.

why do we have to do this

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

He died doing what he loved...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Why the fuck would the guy sitting in 21A care? Are you so petty that you are always worried that someone might be getting something that you have for less money than you paid for it? If so, holy shit is your life sad.

I have a countdown widget for the end of the word “wonderteen” in Deadspin stories about Pulisic. It’s 522 days in case anyone was wondering.

And Klinsmann is still thinking, “It’s too bad he has two American parents.”

When it was over, Ronaldo is said to have turned to her. He is 99 percent not a bad guy, he reportedly said, that one percent he can not explain. This is how K. writes in her letter.