Take your goddamn star

Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

Later reached for comment, Gronk was quoted as saying “makes sense to me. Everyone knows that when you do two, they cancel each other out.”

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

I know why the caged bird sings. The dog hasn’t killed it yet.

This harkens back to the old saying, “A bird in hand beats being eaten by a dog in the bush.”

Still a good dog.

property damage

Dawson’s Freak

You don’t usually do this kind of thing

“It’s almost as if this horrible incident was entirely preventable.”

Fairly certain that the friend was able to acquire it because it was not locked and secured.

Really? A person couldn’t take 5 minutes to read the whole article? You seem to have spent more time coming up with your self-righteous response rather understanding the context of the situation.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

cool story, bro

Hm. I still see the cropped version as yellow / gold. I self-identify as a reformed owl.

I think I hated (sports hate, not real hate) Romo the Dallas Cowboy’s QB, but I kind of love Romo the retiree.

He models his game after this guy.

There’s always gotta be a Romo jump shot highlight truther.