If it burns after 30 minutes then there’s a problem with your heating element. Trust me. That’s not normal.

You’re doing coffee wrong then. Only after about 2 hours sitting on the hot plate will that coffee be burned. Drink faster.

They are not even close to being comparable. Height is the only unifying thing here. Shaq’s size had very little to do with his dominance when compared to his strength. Giannis will be even MORE dominating in the paint with a jumpshot.

This is insanity. If he could shoot the ball better, he would be a better basketball scorer.

Apples to oranges cellular phones.

I can’t believe people are actually questioning whether adding a jumpshot to his game will improve it.

This is basic stuff. No matter how good or efficient he is right now, forcing the opposing D to focus on two potential problems instead of one will result in him being even more good and efficient.

*Random drug test on the way*

Nah. Arm is too tired. It’s been raised for 45 minutes straight.

We talking the full anthem with the other three stanzas that are never sung or just the first stanza like usual?

Barry has the correct take

They should change the name to a dog breed just to seal the connection.

Bread and butter pickles though?

Or we can be honest and call it the wrongest take on this post.

Nope. Not even close to being an excusable hit.

Beets. Pickle beets. With sweet onions, beet juice, a few cloves, some apple cider vinegar, and garlic. Do it. Hell, even add in a few hard boiled eggs. I promise you won’t regret it. The eggs, if you choose to do the correct thing by including them, will absorb this wonderful dark purple color throughout after a week…

Nope. Not how it played out.

He was about 5 yards away when he started to slide. This is clearly a dirty hit.

Says the guy with chocolate chips on his graham cracker.