That’s the problem. The game hardly resembles the 90s anymore. All I know is however you want to slice it, I would be real hesitant to bet against Jordan’s Bulls.

I have done just that on occasion. I swear there’s something about it that is just wrong. Like there’s a martini glass effect on the taste or something. I know that is completely ridiculous but there’s just something wrong about it. Margarita’s can go in a solo cup. Martinis though? I gotta have the annoying glass.

Did you edit or did I misread? Anyways, I agree that it is a design that spills far too easily, but what’s the alternative? I can’t very well be expected to drink a gin martini out of a rocks glass, can I? And putting a huge stem on them would look ridiculous.

I assume you feel the same way about martini glasses?

Yes. Down by the grassy knob creek.

Pulisic is restoring my faith in the scissor kick.

Why the fuck would you update a 2.5 year old article instead of posting a new one?

This is a myth. Like I can’t remember the last time I’ve even heard of a divorce case without some award of alimony. It’s pretty much a given in divorces throughout the country.

With Trump standing under the goal? 100% yes. Balls-on-yo-chin Comey is his nick name.

Well, while I agree that the game was ultimately competitive, I do remember that really it was a 5 point game until the Ravens intentionally took a safety on their last possession.

I think he was talking about how it was a 28-6 ass kicking until the lights stoppage.

Easy fix: no more women’s sports. Just sports. 100% equal access and opportunity to play and zero room for bitching about an eminently reasonable testosterone limit. Downsides: very few women, if any, will have careers in professional sports. But hey, at least the less than 1% of athletes with abnormal testosterone…

Yes. Yes it is.

...I just called my gf to make sure she wasn’t a Deaspin reader when I didn’t know. You just described our relationship in re: tickling to perfection.

How does it feel to be so very wrong?

The ticklish person....No, nothing about your story is normal. Most of it wasn’t a “reaction” to being tickled either. It was just you being a prick. This story was totally made up, but I hope someone tickles you everyday of your life just in case.

Well this means it’s Friday. On to the weekend.

Seconded

He was a prodigy out there. The best that ever was by a pretty big margin. But then poof he was gone.

Tiger Woods’ fall is one of the saddest sports sagas I can remember.