You can’t just casually admit you’re a cannibal or Satan without stopping to explain. I see no difference here.

Well done.

Kinja is a little screwy right now and I can’t see your most recent reply so I’m replying here again. It’s 100% true. Aircraft carriers were not designed to fight other ships. The planes that an aircraft carrier might be capable of attacking other ships and aircraft carriers may have participated in large sea battles,…

Looks like a scissor kick to me....

Nope. Just the beard. It can be light in places too. Almost strawberry blonde.

That sounds like looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Ok. But why is only my beard red?

I can’t be the only one that wants to know what happens after the ending to Revolutuons, right?

Truly a tragedy of the commons regardless.

Hmm. Yeah the Raven is legit. I don’t go there enough. I should since I live less than a block from it.

Manhattan doesn’t have an independent bookstore?

Aircraft carriers were never designed with ship to ship combat in mind.

No worries. I’ve been wrong before.

Just FYI, a quick internet search reveals that the term “muppet” preexisted the muppets show and movies and, therefore, Bert and Ernie are probably muppets and I am probably wrong on point one.

Anyone who wants to make a noun/proper noun distinction here deserves to shovel Burnenko’s driveway in a perpetual blizzard.

1. Bert and Ernie are most definitely NOT muppets.

How many bags of Franzia is that, exactly?

There is a whole lot of Eddie Lacy left to join Seattle.

You know how memorable that verse is? Not at all. I actually was mis-remembering which verse you were talking about. I can’t even remember what song the verse I thought you were talking about is from, or even really how it goes (because Nicki Minaj, while a star, has no unforgettable raps imo). I just went and…