Ice storm on the way

I’m sorry but no. Written is absolutely an all time great.

....they made good decisions?

My 20s were amazing. Literally no hangover at all. I could drink whatever I wanted, puke and rally multiple times, and wake up at 9 am with no headache feeling fine.

Let’s be clear about this: you are an exception. You are a freak of nature. The vast VAST majority of us routinely have multiple day hangovers in our 30s when we really tie one on. So, you cannot apply your experiences to others, especially when most of the others don’t share your experiences.

Oh you youths. It can actually take 3 days. But that’s worst case scenario.

You lyin’ baby back bitch. You KNOW that’s you on the bottom.

Not to mention look better.

There can’t possibly be any highlight truthers for this, right?

You forgot the stock in your risotto recipe.

This looks Beef of the Year worthy. I anxiously await the next installment.

Ah man. So it was classic olds’ overreaction to computers and not some really bad message? Damn. They probably thought you were some really skilled hacker.

Don’t be a fucking tease

SUCH A GOOD BOY!

Damn. Giannis is a bad man and his arms are crazy long. This puts something in the NFL in a perspective I hadn’t thought of before. After David Irving single handedly demolished the Bucs in Week 15, I read up on him. He’s 6'7" with a 7'4" wingspan, the longest in the NFL. That’s an inch on Giannis, which is really…

Roger Goodell is on the phone to Adam Silver right now asking if the NBA allows 3rd party fines.

CFB playoff: what percent chance do you give Washington to beat Bama?

Leitch admitted that he has become a bandwagon Cowboys fan. Is anyone on staff feeling the same way? You gotta admit that Dak and Zeke are fun to watch, at least....right?

I’m trying to decide what is more horrifying:

Booooooooooooooooo