Tim’s dad just dropped the real truth about Deadspin: we’re here for the jokes in the comments.

If there were ever nine words that more succinctly summed up a career, I haven’t found them.

That’s rough.

How does it feel to be the wrongest person today?

How about Darren McFadden breaking his elbow trying to catch his falling iPhone?

Yeah...and you probably will get a raise because you demonstrated that you were the best in the company. And in the case of the election predictor analogy, there is no one to hire to take your place because everyone that could do your job already works at the company and did worse than you. This is so stupid. Nate…

it got dolphin teeth

Sadly no one wants to acknowledge this. To me, if the DNC does not acknowledge this, I fear they won’t learn from their mistakes and we’ll have two term Trump because they can’t come to grips with all of the factors that contributed to her loss. There is no one “cause” for her defeat. There are a bunch of factors that…

Would make for a good 30 for 30

+1 infected rusty needle

Because this is halfway decent for deadspin.

This is entirely too much thought and words devoted to the Wizards.

Sure would be nice if that were true because it would be a weakness. But it’s not really true. Duke is decent defensively thus far according to Kenpom. Bolden and Giles will take them to another level.

I don’t remember the last time I starred an actual post. You deserved it. Someone needs step up and shout this shit.

One of them is a DT too. Makes it even better.

Yeah, but no one will be talking about that so it might have well have not happened.

“If we expect people—especially juveniles—to be rehabilitated, then it’s critical that we treat them with dignity and respect when they are in custody so that when they come out of custody they have a chance to reintegrate back into the community in a way that is productive and healthy for them and the community in…

+1 debate interruption

+1 hardest hittin’ safety in da leeeeeeeeeeeague

Alright, nitpicker. CLEARLY we’ve been limiting our convo to deadly force. No one is discussing non-deadly force self defense.