“It’s so dense. Every single inch of water has so many fish fucking in it.”

There is way worse shit in that water than damn fish. One of the worst storms I ever lived through in Florida, was a ‘no name’ storm that hit Naples. A co-worker that lived close to our work, decided to walk home through chest deep water. He was besieged by a ball of fire ants. They got into his clothes and he ended…

“I always meant for Hurricane Florence to be a more active natural disaster. At the time, we just didn’t have the technology present to add the ungodly amount of unnecessary filler. A movie doesn’t become a film until you completely covered up the action with images and creations that in no way propel the story…

George Lucas just called them and asked if he could add a few Stormtroopers riding dewbacks into this.

This will just be the “proof” for many Floridians that the government is faking this hurricane to get you to evacuate your homes so they can steal your guns/make your fish gay.

Previous GTAs got amazing single player DLCs that were amazingly good.  5 got nothing beyond the basic game which was a huge disappointment because there was so much potential there.

You can play private game in GTA online, invite only, if you just want to tool around and do stuff with friends. The problem is the most lucrative activities can only be done in public games. Luckily there’s ways to glitch a public game into basically being private, but one shouldn’t have to do that to enjoy the game.

And people naively believe GTA VI is right around the corner.

I’ve seen Magician Lord compared to Amiga action-platformers from back in the day. So if you grew up with those, perhaps that’s where the fondness originates.

ding ding ding, hit the nail right on the stupid head.  Its the most trashily mobile of P2W microtransaction hellholes, but because its “AAA” its cool.

So make rewards larger if they are performed in public matches. Shark Cards are supposed to be an incentive, right? All this would do is add a choice.

You could say that it’ll be a real...Wild West out there, huh?

*snicker*

That sounds so fucking obnoxious. I'm sorry y'all have to go through shit like that.

GTA V’s lack of single player support and the focus on the online game which is a nightmare of assholes has made me move Red Dead Redemption II from a day one purchase to a maybe pick it up later game for me.  

Not really. Let Online missions be completed in private lobbies, effectively turning Online into a big fancy co-op version of GTA.

Well, duh. Part of why I’ve always liked GTA is that it’s my own personal playground, unlike an MMO. That Rockstar (and now Betheshda) decided to change this leaves a decidedly sour taste in my mouth.

GTA V is the one I’ve had the least enjoyment from because of the online. They completely ignored the single-player the moment it turned a profit and haven’t given a fuck about the quality of the online experience since.

While I love the world of GTA and have been playing since the the old overhead versions, I hate GTA online for this very reason. When GTA V was released, I was in the middle of a bunch of other games and was subsequently late to GTA online. Starting out and getting ganked repeatedly made me quickly bail on the game.…

I’m sure somebody’ll remedy that right-quick and come up with an adapter before too long.😏 (Retro hardware nerds are not to be trifled with.)

Worth noting: Although the pads take the appearance of the Neo Geo CD’s, the sticks do NOT have the micro-switches those are famous for. I’m seeing people pre-ordering those assuming they’re getting the switches, so be warned...you’re not.