Same with Ukraine.

And as usual, the big orange blabbermouth can’t shut up and freaks out the people who actually know what’s going on.

You just know her publicist’s assistant spent a while on that one.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

A super-ultra maxipad. Just in case.

Looks like someone got fed up and flung a loaf of bread dough at her.

What the fuck is that on her head? She looks ridiculous 

I wish teachers would just fail people who did that. 

You know, I honestly don’t find her pretty. I mean yes, she has FrankenBarbie features, but just like her father is a poor mans idea of a rich man, she’s a homely persons idea of good looking one (I don’t mean you! I mean the MAGA crowd)

Lol. I was going to say that this was 20 year old me when I was writing papers and wanted to impress my professor with big words. Little did I know, I just came across as a pretentious try hard. Ivanka seems to have never learned that lesson. 

“Particularly troublesome given how often she speaks with marginalized and disadvantaged women.”

How dare you.

It's how dumb people think smart people talk.

It’s the way her face has been architected.

20 bucks she has a word of the day calendar with a reprint error.

What gets me about Ivanka’s usage of corporate buzzwords isn’t just that they’re unnecessary, it’s that they’re so border-line incorrect it almost sounds like she’s being condescending. Particularly troublesome given how often she speaks with marginalized and disadvantaged women.

The eyes, though. They look like they're about to spring forth from her head.

The language in these tweets sounds like every final paper written by undergraduate business majors trying to be fancy (source: I was an undergraduate business major that often tried to be fancy). *shameface*

Subtitled, “Using Nepotism to Architect Your Future.”

In her book Women Who Work