True story: I wore multiple dragon-fly shaped pins in my hair at once. I may have been wearing foam platform sandles at the time. Forgive me!

Y’all. That sleeveless mock turtleneck (what climate is that meant for!?!?) is confirming a fear I’ve had since reading this article about the first season of the Bachelor: were we ALL wearing awful turtlenecks throughout most of the early 2000s but we’ve wiped our memories clean of that fashion trauma? Are they going…

(pssst, 1976, you still have an edit window)

Ugh, as a 32 year old I hate to admit exactly how much of my time goes to the CW’s programming block

For me his best performance is Rocket Raccoon, where he is nowhere to be seen as a human.

He’s synthetic. Kind of like a young, male Sharon Stone.

Another!

I’ll sit thru Sookie and Beeehl, if it means I can get a glimpse of nekkid Alexander Skarsgard.

I FINALLY stopped watching Once Upon a Time. I have no idea why I lasted so long. It is such garbage

Ooh, and who can forget the superhero show on a budget, Heroes. I think the highlight of this series was the climactic battle that was a series of brightly colored flashes as witnessed by Claire as she peeked through a door.

Gotham is the TV watching equivalent of rubbernecking.

I am not a completist, so I have dropped all the bad shows after a while. I have even dropped good shows just because they weren’t as good as they once where.

I actually just learned about this! The money the Royal Family receives from the British government pales in comparison to the revenue from all of the property they own. Remember, Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace are both owned outright by the Royals and are essentially on loan to the British government. I believe…

Queen Elizabeth managed to get out of 2016 alive. She’s tough enough that she doesn’t need any help from God.

Ugh. Can we just let this poor kid (and her story) rest in peace?

Still nowhere near as bad as my ‘88 unforced errors of investing in slap bracelets and that Tiffany record.

You would think that’s the case, but people whose families enable them like that usually have to fall pretty far before it gets to that point. When we hear about him stealing his mom’s jewelry and hawking it for coke money, then that’ll probably be about the time he gets cut off.

Or a rip-roaring comedy if you’re in Austin.

So how many months of money does he have left? It’s basically just a race to see whether he goes broke or dies first.