Also an annual subscriber. Maybe it’ll attract people who already subscribe to other boxes?

Don’t put your GPA on your resume. It makes you look junior and highlights your experience being mostly educational as opposed to work force. Source: I’m a hiring manager.

I’m at work and just had to hold my face closed to stifle the laughter.

I ate tomato sauce with a golf ball sized mold creature modeled after Joseph’s Technicolor Dreamcoat when I was 6 weeks pregnant. My daughter’s 7 months old now. You WILL be fine. It’s already digested, take your prenatals and fahgedaboudit.

I read it twice.

Hot take: I found it hard to see the lines and I feel like I couldn’t write accurately without tilting the notebook when starting each line. Your mileage may vary.

Hot take: I found it hard to see the lines and I feel like I couldn’t write accurately without tilting the notebook…

Yup. Very curious as to why Ron is concerned about that.

That’s much less racist than I initially thought!

I’m listening to the rain down here by Slaughter and the part that’s bizarre feeling to me is how *sustained* the rain is. It’s just not something you get in Texas very often.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2007/04/01/stickup-at-the-smoothie-king/ He also stole a girl’s credit card and went on a shopping spree back in 2005. What a dick.

I worked midnight HP releases at Waldenbooks too! Those were my favorite parts of the gig. Least favorite: Working the satellite calendar stand during the holidays. Too many boy band Christmas songs were pumped into that mall.

The beating this kid must have taken to be this badly damaged on the other side must have been merciless. Merciless.

Oui. Very oui.

How DARE you say Obama isn’t swoon worthy. He’s got that 1,000 kilowatt smile!

Jesus H. Christ. As an Austinite, I’m just glad this is the news coming out of the city right now, standing up for women’s rights with our bad ass mayor, taking a second to pause from all the other dumbass shit that’s been happening here in the legislature.

I work on the same street as these kooks, about a mile away. Good to know my taxes are paying these kids to work overtime making Texas look ridiculous.

I didn’t see it as mocking. I found him incredulous and exasperated, which is how I felt when I heard about the Comey firing.

10 weeks. You’ll probably be fine, we just didn’t know the sweet, 35 lb boxer mix mom at the rescue had an affair with a mountain lion.

You’ll be staying up because he’ll be whining all night long for at least the first night, so no worries about making sure he’s breathing! Do obedience classes early, desensitize him to touching his paws and food while eating, they always get bigger than you’ll expect. (Mine was a rescue mutt that started at 6 lbs,…

I have eczema, therefore I do not use soap on my body and I only have flareups where I use soap; scalp and hands. Perfectly good reason not to soap up all over. There ya go.