There are about a million photos of pregnant Janet up on the internet.

Oh good for Janet. I’m glad everything apparently went smoothly, and mom and dad are thrilled.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

time to find another employer then

If you’re not in a job that requires you to be on-call, I fail to see how simply saying “it was after hours, I didn’t see it” could get you into trouble. Please explain to me like I’m 5 how someone can force you to do work when you’re not at work, if you just don’t reply? For instance, any time my job (any job I’ve…

I’d say most employees in the US don’t have contracts, unless they are unionized.

Just the unpasteurized soft ones. I legit lived on cheese while pregnant.

most of the cheese in the us market is pasteurized. this includes feta, gorgonzola, brie etc. especially if its amreican made. basically if its made in the USA its fine, the worry for listeria are european imports b/c they don’t pasteurize milk as standard practice.

I always imagine at a certain point of insulated wealth, you forget the money comes from fans who pay to see you do the thing you do, and not just for existing.

Oh, look. You’re smart.

She had a special team of handlers just to get her there on time. She didn’t get there on time. She didn’t have a sound-check because she missed it. That mess up was all her own fault. I felt most sorry for her dancers. She just left them hanging. Whatever happened to “the show must go on”?

Mariah and her team are a mess.

I know you’re trying to make me feel sorry for her, but she has a huge ego and this should’ve been prepared better, so whoops for feeling schadenfreude 😉

Thought exercise: Can Mariah Carey actually be managed?

This pleases my hangover.

Singing, hell playing any instrument, when the monitors are not right, especially outdoors, is the worst.

One thing’s for sure, the Russian hacking story is a big mess that has thus far boiled down to either believing the CIA (which lies) or believing Trump (who lies).

Carrie talks a lot about her mom and brother in Wishful Drinking. The three of them were all close, as Debbie went into super parent mode after Eddie left her for Liz Taylor. Debbie protected them from the press and Hollywood, and Eddie was rarely ever around. Carrie refers to Todd as the normal and most sane one of…

I am so going to watch this and have a lot of tissues next to me. Can we have a live blog or something?