True enough, money does talk - which is why I was afraid the league wouldn't want to get into a legal fisticuffs with a billionaire (and potentially lose). I DEFINITELY didn't count on the overwhelming support from other owners, which is the only way I see this being able to happen.

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Hey Bill O'Reilly? What's your stance on government-funded birth control, and comprehensive sex education in public schools? Access to womens' healthcare? Planned Parenthood?

Hmm. I see. And Beyonce is the problem.

If I get one more really good "terrible co-workers" story, I've got some pretty good comeuppance stories for next week.

Ah, that's better

From your keyboard, to God's ears.

Well, thank God for the woman in story two that her real charmer of a husband will die of a heart attack or other cholesterol induced disease pretty promptly, considering his habits.

I'd say it's because he threw a huge glass pitcher into a window in a crowded restaurant and only by a miracle didn't seriously injure or kill someone.

Thanks Obama!

I can't believe this is happening! The Supreme Court ruled that racism no longer exists in America.

Well, hopefully this guy will be arrested, and his mugshot and name will be in the news, and that'll result in a "google problem" without you having to lift a finger. I can't say hacking into his bank accounts would be a good idea, but your friend may be able to seek financial restitution from him to pay for…

i'm glad to help. all my best you all three of you. xo

The exact quote by Sterling was "I am not a racist. Also, Putin is not an dictator and Kinja is not a toxic fucking garbage fire."

It's from Donald Sterling's deposition in 2003 (?)

I'm a die hard Clipper fan since long before we started getting attention. No LAC fan likes Sterling. If this is the first step in getting him to let go of ownership then this is the best thing to ever happen to the franchise. He's a douchebag. Sadly, this story isn't a shock at all. It IS who he is, just like in 2011…

Is that an accurate Donald Sterling quote? Or has it been altered in some way?