I mean, why even bother with a "cute" selfie? it's not like the horse gives a shit, you know?

I don't think the league can legally force out Sterling, as he technically hasn't broken any league bylaws ("being a racist scumbag" isn't cause). As I mentioned in another thread, they can suspend him for a lengthy amount of time like what MLB did with Marge Schott a couple of times. It eventually factored into her…

Solar eclipse level shade. Like, I'm-waiting-for-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-to-fly-out-and-explain-it-to-me shade.

I had a minor surgery in 2010 — first time in the hospital after birth. Later, I was complaining to my mom about this didn't happen or that didn't happen. She said, "Why didn't you use the call button and ask the nurses?"

Where were you when I needed you? Damn, of all the anecdotal testing/surveying I did with girls in high school and college, none would swallow. I was careful to keep track of style points, eagerness, and sound effects— but all stopped short of that benchmark. Maybe it was my test subjects...

WHAT??? I've never heard of that before in my life. I hope you told him and he went to the doctor immediately because that sounds like an indication of a serious, serious problem.

I actually have a tendency to vomit after swallowing so believe me, it's in everyone's interest that I spit. Although I rarely take a blowjob to completion anymore, since it's a method of foreplay.

I was perhaps a bit hyperbolic. It's less "offended" than "disappointed" because the best sex (for me) usually comes when we both are completely comfortable with both our bodies and what goes into and comes out of then. But the no kiss is not a deal breaker. Well, except for the creepy forehead kiss- that's just…

I never understood spitters. If the issue is the taste, it's in your mouth longer that way. Just swallow and get it over with.

How to not swallow? Take a facial. It's way cooler than when a girl swallows. Then the guy can lick a little off your face and confirm that it's really not that bad so he can be like, "Would you just swallow that shit when I want you to?"

Agreed. I think it establishes a weird precedent wherein a gentleman could say *they* didn't like the taste of pussy. Regardless, I find man cum to taste totally innocuous. Also, spitting seems like it would be so much more work than just swallowing as you are trying to finish the beej as they enjoy the aftershocks.…

Yeah, if I get exceptional service I always try and do something like that. Good service is enough for a good tip (and I tip quite well now that I have money to do so, minimum 20% to delivery drivers, more for in-house staff. 15% if service was bad.) and great service is enough for something like a letter and…

I had outstanding service at a place but am extremely shy. Instead I filled out a feedback card and wrapped a hand-written letter around it complimenting him on his service, since I happened to have my clipboard with me.

...which is why I wrote "slightly related". I was praising Cheerful for telling servers' bosses when a server does a good job. My mom's death is on my mind and it reminded me of our attempts to also praise the people who cared for her. I was extrapolating to say/imply that many people deserve to be publicly praised. I…

Don't you have a "NO ASSHOLES" sign on the wall you can point to?

I've said this before, but it bears repeating: no matter how shitty customers were, in nearly five years of food service work, I never once saw a server put bodily fluids in someone's food. I'm sure it happens somewhere, but I never saw or heard about it.

I've had a few bad experiences in restaurants but the one "doozy" involved a waitress (the one who was serving us) accidentally spilling two full pint glasses of iced tea down my back - she was walking behind me to get to another table, slipped and BOOM! I was drenched. And I wasn't angry at all, I was more in shock…

No, the worst customers/tippers are black women and foreigners.

I was a cocktail waitress and waited on the cast of American Idol once. They came into my lounge and immediately ordered drinks. I carded them. They didn't have ID's, and refused to go back to their hotel room (it was a hotel bar, so up the elevator) to get them. The parental guardians began cursing me out - "THEY…

You'll miss it. Especially if you go sit behind a computer all day. :( As much as the service industry and all the crazy people drive you nuts, you will miss all of the social interactions.