I got on this kick for awhile reading accounts of people who have left the church and speak out against it and how they separate families and threaten people and torture them. It's so fucked up.

Thank you for the Father Ted gif!

I love a good mob with pitchforks as much as the next person, but every time a story shows up about this asshat....

I am tempted to copy and paste the apology into Google to see if it's an original or not.

I believe what you are smelling is the distinct stench of someone apologizing not because they are sorry for doing it, but for getting caught.

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

1.) "My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are wrong." Can we fucking stop with this total bullshit "hate the sin, not the sinner" mentality? Gay teens and people aren't getting the shit beaten out of them, mercilessly teased, ostracized, harassed or denied basic civil rights b/c…

Mr. Sparkles is a Rocket Dog Rescue. I thank them every day for bringing this little shit into my life!

GET IT. GET THAT SHOE, PUPPY. CHEW IT ALL UP.

On a more adult note, can we talk about how I secretly love all puppy smells? Puppy smell in general. Puppy breath smell. And, yes, even, in some sick, heart-string-tugging way...the smell of, shall we say, puppy accidents.

PUPPIES SMELL LIKE LOVE AND KISSES.

I know, fuck me, right?

Ran in 2002 with my wife. 5 and a half hours. Had friends and family over to the apartment for a big pasta dinner. Kicked everyone out by 8. Didn't even shower - couldn't lift my legs over the edge of the tub. Couldn't sleep - my body was radiating with heat and my muscles were totally locked up. Luckily we had…

I watched a family friend run the Chicago Marathon back when I was a kid. I have no memories of it besides standing at the finish line and watching runner after runner vomiting. For hours.

Is "NOLAPelicants" short for "NOLAPelicantmakefunnyorinterestingcomments"?

Great piece, Drew. In high school, I remember a couple of kids on the team who were bullied incessantly, to the "Breakfast Club" point — where you feel like Emilio's character tearfully recounting how it must have felt for the bullied kids to explain what happened to their parents. Before a Saturday morning away game,…

The moment when you realize that most of the bad shit that has happened to you is actually your own fault is a harsh but important one. Thanks for sharing, Drew.

How about Drewsh-bag!

A big +1 for this one, Margarita.

This is almost as bad as the time this happened.