While he waits for his suspension to finish, Richie will be training in martial arts with this guy:

Incognito has issued a statement reminding rookies that they are still on the hook for all of his meals even while he is on suspension.

Apparently he is going for a unanimous vote as the dirtiest player in the NFL this year. Way to never settle Richie. A normal player would have been content to just try and injure opponents on the field, but a real pro like Incognito needs to obtain those ultimate scumbag bragging rights by causing mental breakdowns…

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

Sometimes it's real good to be proven wrong =D

I'd hope that if they're progressive enough to allow "x" as an option, they'd be progressive enough to make changing one's gender designation a possibility. But then again, bureaucracy!

Because they are not born with a binary sex and may not have a binary gender.

Good start, but it does imply the kid will eventually choose a gender. Which they probably will, more due to social pressure.

12" Tongs with Silicone Heads, $14.99, OXO

Sounds like Mike O'Malley has some serious GUTS!

I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with 'docksucker'.

Your city is a toxic dump, but you're saying F Boston?

I don't/doing understand/stood the/that question(s). It is/was hard to read/ing.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has a knife collection.

This is what sports is all about. +1.

According to twenty-five minutes of Googling, none of the steals of home (14 total as of 2003) during the World Series has ever ended a game. The way this series is going, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened in Game 7...

I wanna hate the Sox (Go tigers)....but there is a guy I am Facebook 'friends' with who is a HUGE Cardinals fan. He is also a tremendously obnoxious asshole about it.

Sox fan here, I would buy a jersey with Ortizes on the front.

"Fans will always be understanding when things don't go your way at the World Series. The really good thing is that you wont have to see it again."

I had a couple of folks in Groupthink ask me about this, so I hope it's ok I re-post; I originally submitted it here. I have edited it to include the various theories that we've come up with as explanations (below the original story).