Not everyone really *can* jump back into the market, though. My father left my mother when she was 57, after 26 years of marriage. Before that, she'd had waitressing jobs to put him through multiple graduate degrees, before becoming a sahm. She would not qualify for anything more than entry-level positions now, and…

Alec Baldwin is one of those rare individuals where the answer to "Marry, Fuck, or Kill" is just "Yes"

JustJared: What are the most powerful lyrics from ARTPOP?

I'm with you 100%. If you watch the vid on MLB you can see the black guy is the first one to the ball. Some chunky teen goes over the top to get it, and i'm guessing it's that kid crying wolf. Hopefully this is squashed and the man can enjoy his ball!

I believe you can get real absinthe now—I've got some in my liquor cabinet. Not that absente stuff, real wormwood absinthe. Not sure what happened with the laws, but it suddenly started popping up.

They've been talking about this on the Bay Area news since it happened. Every angle they've showed has failed to show what the kid and his uncle claimed. My money is on the kid not getting the ball he wanted, getting butt-hurt about it, and blaming the black man who got the ball. If you notice, no spectators are…

I know when I first started into my career and we were going through training we talked about topics such as how to handle conflict in the workplace. I remember one of the ways they said to address conflict was to make "I" statements instead of "You" statements. One of the most used examples was "When you do this it…

if you look, a couple of these idiots nearly trample a friggin baby over this stuff. chick in the red shirt rightfully flips out.

Based on the speed of the scramble and the subsequent complaint, this kid cries "Uncle" way too easily.

Great, now i have this stuck on my head:

" I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,"

Yes, you're right: the best way to make a margarita is to make some whole other drink. Shut up.

Flame away, but I would so much rather have someone refuse to serve me outright than have some bigot begrudgingly memorialize one of the happiest days of my life. Let them stay home with their hateful juju.

Myth? It's no myth, Daredevil was indeed a terrible, terrible movie.

If Affleck is as good at Batman and Heath Ledger was as Joker, I will literally EAT MY HAT.

I was flipping through channels today and stopped on ESPN2 for a second, basically by accident. Within 35 seconds, Colin Cowherd said that concussions are being overplayed and that NFL players' bodies aren't like the rest of us. (He cited a post office employee and some other profession, like it matters.) Apparently,…

You need more than "ESPN chickened out"?

I have a buddy with some super luxurious thick Asian hair worn in a super long cool-guy 90s rocker style. After a few beers he let me curl his hair into bumper bangs so the other folks at the party could understand how my hairdo worked. At first he was like, "I don't liiiike thissss" but when I finished and everyone…

Best of luck to you. It's not fair that it should even be in question that you get that time off.

I remember actually reading a comment somewhere about how whenever this couple would get into an argument, they would get naked. Because it's impossible to get overly angry and irrational when you're naked because it's just so silly.