It is really beautiful! YAY to someone who really got it & did something about it...and had good taste, to boot. :)

Here's the 911 dispatcher (left), the robbed bride (right), and the dress (center, obvs).

I would totally make an exception for that. A fear of all blood is a completely different matter. It's the whole "ew, THAT blood is period blood, gross" attitude that's the turn off.
And guys who volunteer to buy you tampons are the fucking best.

Yeah I know what you mean about the sparkless dating. For me it has happened in-person, so I don't think it's just an online thing. Maybe just getting older, or being more jaded (or wiser, I tell myself on good days)? I've actually been thinking about it a lot lately; I can't tell if it is because I'm comparing them…

I had the same rule, then I married a man who can't stand the sight of blood. It's not menstrual blood, per se — it's any blood at all. It freaks him out.

My four year old daughter had been at me for months about the "things" I carry in my purse.

¨Listen to me,Polly. You have to understand,to grasp the notion that these are not human beings. There is nothing remotely human about them. Right down to their synthethic bone those two Concepts are COMPANY PROPERTY. If you cannot go forward with this,I´ll tell the officer to stop the van and drop you here."

Look, periods ARE gross. Bodily fluids of all kinds are gross. I don't hear anybody waxing poetic about the miracle of life every time they take a shit. It's gross! That's fine, we don't have to be pristine perfect lady flowers all the time, we're allowed to be carnal and physical and gross and real.

What isn't cool is…

The van had been at the edge of the property for a full 24 hours now. There was no motion from within. It had not moved since it breached the fence at a very low speed.

"There they are," said Detective Brill. "Take care to stay this side of the property line."

Why don't we just ask Alan Moore? He seems like a pretty easy guy to talk to.

Well, first off, I've always been of the mind that people should eat their sushi however they like. Like the graphic said, as long as you get it in your mouth and like it, it's allll good.

How's The Cabin?

You know, the best way to truly stick it to her is to find out what school her kid attends, and then volunteer to be a guest speaker where you share your experiences being bullied in 8th grade, and how you were able to overcome them to have this glamorous life. Give specific examples without naming names, imagining…

It's been predictable in spots, but the story is moving along nicely.

I'm on season 24, how does it fare up until where you are?

Whoa! Thanks for the Spoilers! I just started season 37!

Word of caution about black fondant.

I agree with these, except for the phone number one. I don't necessarily want to give my one-nighter my phone number, so I'm not necessarily going to ask for his. That being said, these are some rules I enacted a couple of years ago, and my casual sex life has improved dramatically since then:

never. said. better. This is SO on point - I spent my first 10 years of college being jerked around & used by employers by just trying to do everything right & make them happy with my performance. I still got laid off, twice. So when my new boss tries to come at me, or make unreasonable demands, or just be cunty &…