I pay attention to their disingenuous "pro-life" bullshit if Texas wasn't 50TH in access to prenatal care. Fucking 50th. Jump up my ass, fuckers.

Dear Sofia Vergara,

I volunteered once at an adult assisted living facility. I haven't been back as the joy these people express in the face of being pretty much abandoned by anyone but the state makes me feel like a worthless winebaby, and I am not as strong as they are...

Same. My boyfriend is pro-life in that he thinks abortion is wrong, but he doesn't think it should be illegal or that women should be coerced into keeping a pregnancy. (I keep telling him that's pro-choice, but he refuses to call himself that).

"So many mistreated babies and kids with Downs live terrible lives." Wtf? Look, I'm pro-abortion, and if I found out I was carrying a baby with Down's, I would have an abortion, for my own reasons...BUT BUT BUT, you simply cannot throw that sentence in there and use it as a pro-abortion argument! You cannot say to…

I remember there used to be pads WITHOUT wings. Do they even make those anymore? Love my winged pads. They make me feel like my vagina is flying.

"why can't the church help children with Down syndrome that are already alive"

More unintentionally raunchy things :)

OMG this penis looks like a penis.

I'm actually incredibly heartbroken right now. I grew up in Waco and left for New York at 18. My mom still lives there. My best friends live all over Texas. Women. Men who have women they love. Women and men I've known from childhood.

There’s nothing Goldens love more than A) people and B) picking random shit up off the ground and bringing it to someone. Pretty safe to say Chase had a good fucking life.

It's like there isn't one part of this movie that isn't a total fucking disaster. Amazing.

I imagine there are a lot of Kristen Bell fans who are having a hard time processing that trailer right now.

Yeah I can never understand when people go through something like this and believe it's a plan from God, but whatever gets her through. If feeling that her suffering was a necessary part of a plan rather than just random horror, maybe it's easier for her to move on or maybe she just has a very strong faith, whatever.…

I'm a little shocked by her talking about god being in control and having a plan for her. Ten years of misery and torture were part of the plan? Can't quite wrap my head around that.

As someone who has loved Legos his whole life, and had a below the knee amputation two weeks ago, i approve of Lego prosthesis!

The one situation where stepping on a Lego isn't agonizing.

Oh, my, yes. It's a veritable tornado of genitals and mouths and emotions when we intercourse.

Eat the fucking chicken, you urban pussies.

Everyone else in the video looks like they have at least 4-5 years on her, which makes it not so cute. In fact, it's rather creepy.