Birth control has never worked well for me - the Pill gave me headaches, condoms made my vag burn, the diaphragm was the worst buzzkill ever - so my husband and I have used pull out (along with avoiding sex during ovulation) for eight years. We have two kids, but we got them on purpose :) My husband is mulling over…

I was totally dumbfounded by the OJ guzzling. I just assumed she needed a lot of liquid for all those sticks she was peeing on. OOPS. Lawl.

Yes and I feel your pain. My Mom has had crippling depression for as long as I can remember and when I was a kid she just slept all day everyday. I still find it hard to have a relationship with her.

I'm so sorry you and your boyfriend are going through that. I don't have any advice about how you can help, but I just want to remind you that you don't have to stay with him just because he's sick. If you ever reach the point where you just aren't happy being with him, don't feel guilty or think you're doing anything…

THIS. SO MUCH.

I seem to live in a fantasy world where I enjoy seeing/hearing about Jenny McCarthy on TV because each time I do I fantasize she might finally be held to account, or explain herself in sane terms, or express some degree of regret. (Since she now believes her son never actually had autism at all. Apparently he's the…

Jenny McCarthy Kill Count.

I guess they had to pick someone awful to replace Hasselbeck. Good job, View.

What a funny guy!

Thank you...that was exactly what I was thinking. She's already shown herself to be a dangerous idiot and giving her a chance to spread that ignorance everyday is not a good move.

but, it's the View, after all. The same show that Whoopi, the former voice of reason, used to defend the child raping ways of Roman Polanski, and regularly turns on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's mic.

Yes, this. She's already done so much damage, I hate to think of actually expanding her audience. Ugh.

I'm 44 and have just lost all my because of chemo (thank you, breast cancer). When my hair grows back, I'm going to wear it as long as I damn well please. And anyone who tells me I shouldn't can go shave their own bloody head.

Okay, the hair: As I climbed through my forties, I noticed pressure between my parents and my hairdresser to cut my hair shorter and shorter. Now that I have realized this, I am going to tell my hairdresser to leave the length alone. Dammit.

My 26-year-old ancient self was looking through Plato's Closet for some knee-length skirts among the mid-thigh variety. My ass tends towards the larger side, and I enjoy flattering it with skirts, but too short tends to be awkward. I asked the clerk if knee-length skirts were just out of style, and she responded to…

I could give not one half of one solid fuck what anyone thinks I ought to wear. I'd rather go to my grave at 99 in sequins than ever spend one day dressing like a fucking sweater set khaki yawn monster.

Arrested Development. Now stop what you're doing and go watch it.

saw this on facebook, love it

Excuse me?