I think gravity caused it

Found on twitter.

yeah, I was just about to mention... that those abusive personality traits... probably belong to someone with some sort of mental illness/chemical imbalance/disorder... because it's definitely not "normal" or what one would consider "healthy"

You know, this is exactly how I felt too. I went and watched Thicke's video just so I could compare, and in JTs they seem a lot more like realistic bodies. Granted, they're thin, fit bodies, but their breasts do natural gravity-like things and in lots of the shots they don't look too beautiful to be true. They look…

Her courage made her a legend?

Just don't bring your electronics/credit cards near it!

I would not attend a fart party. No, it won't change my mind if Christopher Walken would be there. The choice to have a lot of potpourri seems counter-intuitive to the theme. There is not enough ventilation OUTSIDE to make this seem feasible.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.

we were very much short on paying off the reception because just for the cocktail + reception alone the plate per person is 200$ (as per a normal wedding range with open bar is about) and Mike and I both have already paid for everything else including decor, photography, attire etc and didn't expect we had to cover…

Seriously. When I was little, I never imagined Barbie as a teenager.

The Bob "Stump" VA Medical Center? That will be treating lots of amputees? Kind of an unfortunate name there.

She may have phrased it in a snotty way, but I totally get what Jennifer Aniston is saying about McDonald's. I rarely eat it, and whenever I have in the past, it has not agreed with the old digestive system. If your body isn't used to McDonald's/fast food/highly processed foods, it can get real upset when it's forced…

To quote the video I show my sex ed students: "It's only a drag if you let it be a drag."

You know, as a formally religious Jew living in a town full of predominantly religious Muslims, I call bullcaca. Religious women DO wear make-up. They DO style their hair- even if you can't see it under the scarf, you bet your sweet tuchus it looks rockin underneath. Muslim women in the long robes the names of which I…

True. Most of the people I know (I came of age during the Clinton administration) were terrified of sex without a condom due to the AIDS epidemic. We made it through, even with the stopping to make sure he got it on right. I have faith others can do it, too.

Oh, come on. It's not that bad. And I say this as a woman who never had sex without a condom until I was 30. I still got the D.

First and foremost - it's not going to make for a very good time.

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