Nah, this is definitely for all pregnancy outcomes, vaginal or c-section. The understated part here is that the body is plundered of vitamins and nutrients too, not just weakened joints and stomach muscles. Popping out too many kids in too short a time can result in all sorts of issues because the mine has been…

Read the CDC findings because it is NOT clear here. It's the time between the 1st birth and the next pregnancy.

This article overcomplicates these recommendations all over the place. The Birth spacing that is referenced here is actually the time between the first live birth and the start of the next pregnancy. “Reproductive health experts recommend a minimum of 18 months between births,” makes it sound like you only have to…

Your comment makes me tear up a bit. From what your family member is experiencing to her son having to live with it, helpless to change her behavior - even the dumbstruck obviousness of the doctor’s response that, “Of course she’s sick. It’s just not the kind of illness she thinks.”

Yeah, I knew that bit already but TRUTH SHALL NOT STAND IN THE WAY OF METAPHOR.

Well, then it really sounds like you need to work on your career goals.

This. It’s like the polar opposite of Harrison Ford doing carpentry for George Lucas and ending up as Han Solo.

Not even Courtney’s legs part on good terms.

I hope she met him at the pearly gates and was like, “Dude, wtf.”

You should call your vagina your soul hole.

Dat ass tho.

Just finished reading this for my book club. Of course NOW it's $2.

Just finished reading this for my book club. Of course NOW it's $2.

Police escort for a wedding dress. DAYUM.

There is nothing more useless than a makeup artist. My cousin looked like she'd been attacked with a Sephora store by a blind giant on her wedding day before I toned it the fuck down.

"...no one fell during the keg stands," is the only way I know of to tell if a party went well if you're not there to witness it.

Dude, marry that wonderful man. AGAIN.

Wait, was the drunkest woman on the planet Britney Spears?

Very excellent. Looks like your lives are going to skyrocket from here! Congratulations!

Shower boning was a constant with my fiance until we had our kiddo. Now I'm just trying to stay not-pregnant. Shower sex'll getcha.

The court is lava! THE COURT IS LAVA!!!!