I was not expecting when I came over here to buy anything you posted but I just bought the hell out of that Ammo Palate. I think it was your use of the phrase "eye makeup cement."

Shame laughing.

Thank God in a reality-based scenario normal people can feel emotions and hold conflicting and troubling opinions about more than one thing. Tell me, is it simpler to live in your cartoon, one-dimensional life?

This was an incredibly well researched, well-written piece. I am sure I would not have known the half of how sketchy this NoMore crap is without your write up. Brava.

I think you meant to say I Didn't NUN I Was Pregnant.

Dude. I am having some serious 2-day shipping issues with Amazon lately. I order, they're like, "2 DAY SHIPPING NO PROBLEM (j/k, try 4 days, bitch.)" Glad to hear I'm not alone.

Well done.

I don't have a fetus with a briefcase but I do have...

It was clear they're very proactively dismissing negative comments. Le sigh...

I need this for my giant lab/boxer mix. Black coat with white skin, her asshole is like a staring eyeball.

Ellen DeGeneres Is Basically Perfect

Well, I just posted to their Facebook page. I predict that'll be up for about 5 seconds before it's ripped down.

White Girl Wasted: Boss Level.

I was at a Hilton Hotel room party on St. Patrick's Day 2009, as one is want to do while living in Massachusetts and generally being trashy. The boys were taking all the lightbulbs out of their fixtures and microwaving them, making them glow before exploding, to demonstrate their impressive knowledge of science. The…

The idea that they put some IUDs up there in the spirit of "Fuck it, Give it a shot," makes me uncomfortable.

Shailene Woodley looks about as happy to be in that getup as I am to see her in it.

I wonder whether it might turn into a reality show about transitioning. That'd be cool, I might actually watch that.

I just want to hug her. I feel like if I reach out into the air around me I could pull her out of some space between the particles, back to us. Gutted.

D'accord, d'accord, d'accord.

The Colbert Report being a bizarro world of sorts, it's fitting this is the only reality where trickle-down economics works. We'll miss you Stephen.