Good lord, my guy's on vacation and I am LIVING this right now. Zero empathy. Thanks Science, for giving an explanation for why my fiancée gives ZERO FUCKS about helping me around the house.

That's the exact reason my guy is out of town on the regular. HOWEVER. Once there he usually plunders and discovers he can eat their lunch from anywhere he pleases. So, you know, my guess is the movie will have some pretty shitty explanations.

I can't wait for the in-movie explanation for why a L33t hacker would need to TRAVEL THE WORLD TO GET HIS HAX ON. "This is such a good hack that Bad Guy Hacker did that for our hackers to fix the hack, we must hack IN CHINA. Hacking!"

I'll look for it, sounds intriguing.

This is genius and I do believe I'll be doing this. Very well done.

I apply it liberally to my mouth hole for both sides of that coin!

We live 1,000 miles apart. It's better for me but it sucks as a whole.

I live for giving Thoughtful presents. It's a serious problem of mine. It has caused many disappointments, yes.

There's nothing inherently wrong with any of the traits I describe my mother having - I just happen to be the exact opposite. When Christmas rolls around I drag myself out of my regular understanding that I can't change her and feel I'm obligated to try to bring some holiday fucking cheer around like some Christmas…

Best coincidence ever Re: sending stamps: My father is a mailman.

That bitch CRAVES L.L. Bean. Good call.

"...presents aren't Christmas miracles..."

A Strange Holiday Question: What gift do you get for the person who isn't terribly interested in life?

Committing, not commuting. Dammit.

Forgive Yourself & Try Harder.

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

I didn't have to jump on any flash sales or wait in any lines for the privilege...

I just did and I'm fucking livid.

WHAT. THE FUCK. IS WRONG WITH YOU. Yes, you get the click-bait you're looking for but you lose the trust of the reader when you spoil shit like this. You're basically stealing any credit you may gain for future articles by taking the easy click today. Right here, right now, you've lost any respect I might garner for…

My kiddo is only a bit younger than theirs. The Osh Kosh overalls photo...