It looks like a Mac & Cheese slug is trying to escape to freedom from your sandwich there. (End Mac & Cheese slug cruelty. Through get-in-my-mouth euthanasia.)

I remember there being a velcro pouch on the Momma Dog's stomach. And out of it came JOY.

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck Don Hertzfeldt's banana is doing in this fucking video's screen cap?

I watched the ad twice and... It feels almost too vague to be helpful. Sure, the vagueness is a placeholder for all the scenarios that could occur but how do you ask a population to step in when they don't know what it looks like when they should? Maybe this is more of an encouragement to "Be A Hero" than anything…

Mother of God, thank you.

Your comment made me laugh extremely loudly.

That's the face of a woman who knows she's winning.

Much outrage.

The Jezebel battle cry! Or is it "Hands Off My Ovaries"...

Whaaaaa?

There's no doubt in my fucking mind.

Vomit. Bless your fucking heart.

I think we can all agree that Inception would have been very different if it starred Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sometimes I want to post shit like this article on my FB to remind people that bodily autonomy is such an important right for all humans, it's like omg, obviously. But I don't because I know it'll start a flame war between all the terrible people I'm connected to on FB. (Cue the "get better friends" line...)

Upon finishing your story, I just made a noise that could best be described/spelled as "bliiieeeeeeeeeekkkkk!"

Mother of God. What a hot mess.

I'm actually kind of glad about this. I totally support right-to-die laws and was very impressed by her interest in bringing this into the national conversation again but I just kept thinking about the date. Every time I thought about Halloween and family coming into town on Nov. 1st I'd think, "Oh, and that girl's…

Calm down, jumpy. It's called a personal anecdote.

Cat Island smells funny.

I made the engagement chicken after a million conversations about us getting married came to nothing and because I am pathetic. It did not work.