Sheep ARE cunts.

The 4 kids are made up of 2 from this relationship and 2 from previous relationships. The older 2 are amazing people and my best friend is very, very strong. There may be arguments with a whole lot of yelling but nothing physical. It is bad, trust me I know, but it's something she needs to work through and decide if…

Hey, she's got the same Coleman jug I use for beer when floating the river. So she uses it for... Floating this river of bullshit?

Totally fine. And since the stings occurred at 5:30am, I had all day to watch him and wait for any signs of allergies.

This is amazing.

I'm from mASSachusets, Hard Boiled Land of the Knuckle-Draggers (I say that with the sentimental weariness of a Cape Cod-born, Worcester-reared ex-New Englander.) I had to bring my firstborn son up from our home in Texas a few months ago to show the progeny off to the family. The following items are now ticked off…

Ah, good call. I guess my brain carried that over to US stadiums, of which Centerplate services a hefty handful.

Agreed. I would also like to note that I would like the Jets, for whom Vick plays, to be boycotted on the principle of the Jets sucking ass. Signed, A Patriots Fan

I was just thinking it seems hypocritical for people to be calling for stadium boycotts when Michael Vick plays at some of these venues on away games. So no one talks about boycotting when he's in town but this guy sells food at the venue and deserves more of a boycott?

Try "Change Your Life." I actually like several of her songs that aren't on the radio (yet.)

Just about to drop off the kiddo for Saturday Parent's Night Out through our daycare. AWWWW YEAAAAH BITCHES. Gunna see me some Guardians of the Galaxy at the Ritz and hit up 6th St. for a hot minute with my hot fiancée (hot if you don't notice his ironically worn bronies shirt.) How's your night going down, you saucy…

I keep waiting for the adults to arrive and tell the cops to calm the fuck down... Where's Mr. T when we need him?!?

He'll always be Tommy Solomon to me.

Let me holla atcha Rebecca, that 2nd link doesn't go to a link regarding the change over. I hadn't heard about the change either so you have my attention. Very sad the gif parties will be ending.

This is insanity. HOWEVER! I wake up several times a night and look at my baby to make sure he's still breathing and something like this would make me much less concerned about his continual aliveness. Maybe it's the kind of thing that anxious parents could use when they have issues chilling the fuck out.

I have Hashimoto's but I don't wanna stop eating gluten.... :( Tell me it ain't so.

Nikki Minaj's ass is unbelievable. I was paying attention, Lil' Kim beef blah blah... But damn, that thing's distracting.

I like how when he says "straight" there's a bunch of LGBTQ ='s in the background. Really drives that "straight" home.

Everything he touched on speaks exactly to some of the concerns I have had about my own life and work balance in the past several years. Currently raising a seven-month-old while my fiancé is on multiple away gigs per month and I'm running a company with 10 employees and a host of independent contractors. Losing my…

If you have an iPhone, have you tried to turn off the little moon that means "do not disturb"? I had it on for a few weeks and eventually had to call tech support. Shrug.