fucking WOOF.

If I'm going to refer to the dog as really, really dead I'm kinda past the acceptance phase of grieving. Thanks for thinking about my feelings though.

Her full name, given by the breeders who abandoned her was Twin Beau D Briarwood Pizazz, Jazzy for short. I don't have the imagination to make that up.

Nothing particularly makes her really, really dead other than her being super not alive.

When someone says "there's no way you'd be convicted" people tend to forget that it follows that you are being charged and tried first. That is a huge pain in the ass. Liability isn't usually about the bleeding end of what you'll be responsible for, it's all the lawyer bullshit leading up to it. Therefore, saying…

I agree, however in your scenario were already in court so we're way past venture capital and champagne for my app release party in that alternate reality.

Malia shares her birthday with my Dad and my really, really dead first dog, Jazzy. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

I like this for around town errands. May need to adopt it...

I told my best friend who has 4 kids about my worries and she was giving me shit for it, all, "you won't forget... Relax." Here's the thing: she lives in Massachusetts, I'm in Texas. It can get hot in MA and the same rules for not leaving kids or pets in cars applies but generally there are many more days in MA where…

Ha, great job adding that extra layer to my madness!!! We generally text while still in the daycare or its' parking lot. It's hard to say our system is perfect but having the both of us be so frightened for his safety probably helps more than the texting.

I think a car company could throw dough at a family to make a failed censor "inconvenience" go away. As an app creator, the only thing I'd be able to shower a family with is pathetic tears and a handful of abandoned 401k's.

The only million ideas I ever have come with billion dollar lawsuit likelihoods.

The "memory from another day" is exactly why our first plan, a text about how drop off went, wasn't working to alleviate my fears. Fiancé remembers 2 hours after getting to work, "oh yeah, need to text her... Drop off went well.. Done. Nailed it." That doesn't help anyone. The photo goes out when you take it so it's…

I totally agree but apps are glitchy as fuck and you just know the one time it crashes is the one time someone forgets. Liability has GOT to be the #1 reason there isn't one already on the market.

That's a really great one. My mom mentioned leaving the diaper bag in the passenger seat and I'm like, "bitch, please. I leave that shit everywhere." The shoe though, that's tasty. I like my solution because it confirms 2 parent responsibility every morning. I guess you could set an alarm to visit with your other half…

I've always been concerned about my kiddo being left in a hot car. My worries only increased after this whole shit show. Solution for us: we've implemented a policy of texting either a photo of the kiddo at daycare or of the empty backseat. This text must come by 10am from fiancé or 9:30am by me (work schedules…

This smacks heavily of creepypasta.

I believe Zelda's referring to the responsibility towards maintaining a safe environment that ALL female - trans and cis - product providers should WANT to aspire to. Ya know, so as not to be douches.

Here's the pendulum swinging in my head: she looks very dudely and I'm not surprised she got "sirred," but it's not her responsibility to be a "pretty" trans woman just to get the correct pronouns, but she can't expect the right pronouns if she still looks dudely and Texans are polite so you get sirs and ma'ams…

This is my big titty bra store. Now I feel shitty.