The phrase "you go girl" has never seemed more relevant.

Maybe the tequila killed your memory?

My brother and I have a complicated relationship. We're half siblings and our mom tends to dote on me a helluva lot more than him. He occasionally takes this out on me in passive-aggressive fashion. Things like insisting visiting relatives stay at his house regardless of relatives wishes to monopolize their time.…

Censorship over the culture of rape dismissal and silence? Y'all done FUCKED UP NOW.

I've been having trouble deciding how to recommend this show, what kind of summary can be applied to it. All I've got so far is, "dark-as-shit anti-buddy cop story starring the two people previously believed to be the least likely to pull something like this off." Anyone else have any better ideas?

Real talk: Is it possible she's having a seizure? Maybe I'm the asshole for thinking people don't do heroin and then immediately get on a bus... I'm sure anyone who regularly takes public transportation would be happy to correct me.

Though you'd think from her caterwauling during bath time that she'd be looking for a domestic abuse attorney afterwards, the little shit.

I have a sphynx cat and have been reminded numerous times that "they tattoo pigs in China," and that we should totally get on it with kitty. That's a big fucking no.

It was actually an Issac Mizrahi Dress for Target that I found on eBay. I imagine that's about the only place you'll find it now.

Holy shit, I didn't know about the exhibit. I want to go to there.

It is so. much. fun. That is if you're going with the understanding that it's highly unlikely you'll get into the secret Kanye show or whoever the fuck is showing up this year. Try to find free beer and a good vibe and you won't be disappointed. I highly recommend Flatstock, the poster show at the convention center.…

Poly-blend? It's almost like a smooth canvas; it doesn't stretch at all.

The back is an envelope cut-out design. So awesome. It barely fit then because of huge Ta-Tas and doesn't fit worth a damn now because of nursing Ta-Tas. Whatareyagunnado.

Bow down, bitches (me on the throne at last year's SXSW.)

Diaz is hamming it up to Charlie's Angels levels but I'm thinking this movie could be pretty sweet. Like Charlie's Angels. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is my favorite movie. I have impeccable taste.

Guys get raped too. Just sayin'.

This was epic. Thank you.

Alright, alright, alright...

As I was writing that I wondered how I could phrase it so as not to sound that way. I'm just saying there's no way I'd be smart enough to put that out there.

That's the one.