I'm feeling the strange desire to go look at my genitalia in the work bathroom mirror. I have also judged that this is not a good thought to follow through on.

I got a lot of one and done responses but it's important to me to try and have a couple - hopefully 3. Knowing now that my body seems pretty good at it is relieving. If my experience was closer to yours, I don't know as I'd have the fortitude to rock more than one kiddo. Plus, good on you for surviving the "Irish…

I just watched Gravity and experienced all the feels. Who knew it was a tear-jerker? I come in for science, I leave with balled up Kleenex, wtf.

I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE TO OPERATE BUT DRAW NOURISHMENT FROM YOUR FEVERISH FEAR HORMONES BY FLYING AROUND YOUR HEAD WHILE YOU COOK.

I like being able to decide whether I want to see something same day and assigned seating makes that option pretty difficult. 4 hours before a movie and there's only end of aisle seating? Laaaaaaaame.

I'll say I'm greatful that my pregnancy has been so low-key so far as it's encouraged me that other children are a possibility. If it'd been a nightmare I'd assuredly been on the one and done plan.

Heard, a shitty deal all around. Maybe you could float it as an idea for a holiday bonus to your boss. "Hey, the holidays are coming up and we always go to dinner, do secret Santa, volunteer at a soup kitchen... I bet this year the staff would be thrilled if you could negotiate a discount with fitness owner fucko,…

Damn, here's hoping I can avoid the swelling - and the heartburn is still on the mild side. Babies, amirite?

Now that you have experience, mayhaps you go work for one of the other fitness centers in town with better perks for employees?

We may be following your lead tomorrow, seats were a bit cramped today. I'm not a huge fan of the assigned seating Alamo does now...

8.5 months preggo now. Current "symptoms":
* Daily heartburn (almond milk or tums do the trick)
* Braxton motherfucking Hicks
* Unable to watch any tv mentions of food without craving that item
* Crazy baby mosh pit in uterus
* Desire to buy myself something expensive and shiny off eBay (I think this relates to being…

Generic. 'Cause you know who isn't generic? The Patriots, Cowboys, Packers...

OH MY GOD TOM FROM DARIA YES.

Powdered Toast Man! Look at that beefcake.

Point 1: Tyson is still redonkulous hot.
Point 2: Ines' breasts are exquisite.

Draw a stick figure holding two bowling balls. That's about right.

I have 30HH boobs and I transitioned to training bra-type boob holders after a few years of crippling rib and back pain with major pinching. My boobs don't look as fun as they used to but I hear Christina 100%.

I hope to GOD I never run into this guy while out around town. I have a Jesse James Protocol that I've now expanded to include him. It will not go well.

She is so, SO fucking good live. Seen her twice - both times were better than each other, resulting in a time warping feedback loop of shazamness.

I've mentioned to fiancée-guy that we'll need to raise puppies some time in a decade or two. That'll probably mean fostering a preggo mama as there's no reason to breed more bundles of sunshine into this already packed world. The whelping box, the smell, the whining - I want all of it!!!