Fuck, the day you quit blaming the world for your shit is amazing. I genuinely hope to experience it one day.

The passports have the X, that's what I'm referring to.

I can only hope that should these intersexual kids grow into adults that choose to identify or surgically alter for one of the binary sexes, it's not a bureaucratic nightmare to have the switch made on whatever docs they need. "Once an X, always an X" could become a problem in 15-odd years if the German government…

I give up. I've been trying to figure out where the "right way" thing came from for days and I'm still in the dark. Would you spare a crust of knowledge for an ignoramus?

I'm sure no one will remember. Trust me, I wouldn't worry about it.
- Bill Buckner

MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR

I have the unbelievable privilege of having a theater in town that puts on a number of special events, including several over the years of Don Hertzfeldt's work with live Q&A's with the man himself. If you haven't seen his Bill trilogy, I can not recommend them highly enough. They're fucking masterpieces.

This guy sounds like he's so untouchable he's only ever gotten sexual satisfaction from a vacuum cleaner.

Super downer thought: This is such an amazing life-like recreation of Whitney that if I were a friend or family member I would have a really hard time seeing this.

Christie's hoping this will play well with both sides during 2016 campaigning. Can't have your cake and eat it NOM NOM OM NOM OM NOM

Maybe he had his period?

You'll be fine. This person just listed off a bunch of shit people are already aware of in the douchiest way possible. Kinda like describing your first period as THE INSIDE OF YOUR UTERUS PEELING OFF AND BLEEDING EVERYWHERE WHILE YOUR INSIDES MURDER YOU. Totally unnecessary.

I can't star this enough. I want to make burner accounts to star this more.

What's your 5 year plan?

French... Countryside... Hedgehogs... Idyllic Explosion!!!!!!!!!

It's amazing to me that we as a society still don't immediately notify the authorities when sexual crimes are committed. And I say this as someone who was the victim of a sexual crime and didn't report it myself. The little nuanced intricacies of reaction to sexual assault... We still have a long way to go until…

And I just read your Herbert creepypasta. Omg sadness, that was awesome.

You may have already heard of this one but it's inspired a TON of follow-ups and fan art, highly enjoyable nightmare fuel: http://www.creepypasta.com/candle-cove/

I over-do it on myself sometimes as well, though I've become better at pulling the reigns through the years.

We're all just erect monkeys.