Hope not, otherwise you're about to be a step-mom???

Excellent use of Metalocalypse. Best live show I've been to in a long time, btw.

Anyone else here a picker? My fiancee has a spot on his back that always gets a tiny blackhead and I'm the fucking devil with that thing.

My dog used to only leave the face. I think you're onto something.

Say what you will about flames and flamers and Russia but that technicolor coat is fabulous.

Have you had a full pre-preggers physical with blood work? Turns out I've been infertile for YEARS with a bum thyroid. Started taking pills and got knocked up 4 months later. There's a lot of lower level shit you can check up on with your regular dr. before heading to a specialist.

Call your former HR dept. and verify that you're "rehireable" and that your leaving's been filed as "voluntarily quit." That's your right as a former employee. If the information's wrong, schedule an in person meeting. Bring the email scrubbed of all your former coworker's identifying info and insist that this type of…

I agree with everything you're saying, I just needed to chime in that I saw Depeche Mode perform last night at Austin City Limits Festival and your reference to them just broke my brain. Well done.

There's a painting in the Worcester Art Museum of a super hot 20-something dude, the portrait commemorating his impending marriage and him becoming a lawyer. I always feel drawn to him and sad that we're centuries apart. He does have a bit of smug doucheiness face though, so I probably wouldn't even have liked him.

I prefer to view this as women doing three times the work of men. Which would only be accurate if they doubled what men do. Zing! (I'm clearly being a dick.)

Yeah, I startled her pretty good but she went back to doing her thing. I think those protesters are dumb enough to think every lady walking into a women's health clinic is having a whole child removed from them when we're all mostly there for birth control or a Pap smear. Assholes.

Yeah, I always went for the top-shelf Gyno services and had never seen a protester there. I got keyed up real quick because I felt like even though I wasn't there for the shit they were protesting, good women's healthcare is hard to find and how dare they get in the way of that.
Sort of off topic but when I actually…

I always just thought of them, ever so daintily and always only to myself, as "the period shits."

I accidentally screamed at an escort thinking she was a protester on my way into a health clinic a few months back. I apologized about 500 gazillion times.

I'm a 30HH. When a comfortable bra in that size is found outside of strange corners on the Internet, you let me know. Kthanxbai.

Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, Sweetheart.

Fuck, that's the only reason I clicked on the link. I am disappoint.

He looks like he gives cunnilingus like a pony eating a watermelon. What's not to like?

I cook for my fiancee because it is one of many way to show my caring for him through other means than physical affection. If my good deeds were being counted before he put a ring on it, I'd have poisoned his steak years ago.