Of course the beer at Fenway is expensive, look at the kind of Dapper Gentleman they have serving it to you:

These motherfuckers made me want to take notes. Deliciously color-coded, perfectly written notes. Until I lost them all by 2 weeks into the school year.

You ever play that card game Spit, where you have to slap your hand down before the other person does? I feel like you just did that with the Lisa Frank binder. Well played.

Unsalted and not a dip, spread or schmear in sight. I still take my saltines salted when I'm sick. THE WORD SALT IS RIGHT THERE IN THE CRACKER NAME FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I usually drench unsalted foods with my own vomit. Since I'm barfing.

Unsalted crackers are the worst. Seriously, I'd rather eat sand because at least I'd know what I was getting into instead of being horribly disappointed.

I'm going to throw it out there that I found out about this dick offing himself 10 minutes before Gawker posted it and 20 minutes before CNN broke into Wolfie Blitz's TV show because I have the Associated Press mobile App. It seriously helps with stories like this as Erin pointed out that she hadn't heard about it til…

Obviously because womenz doctors can't work as many days a month as the menz cause they be menstrating. Guh, so obvi.

My fiancee was standing naked in our kitchen drunk about a month ago suggesting we get paired tattoos. I have 1 tattoo already, he has none. He had never suggested us getting tattoos before that day. When he sobered up and I asked him about whether it's something he'd thought of before he said no. It was then that I…

I can't even imagine the conversations between the couple or the NY Times staff that lead them to revealing this to the world but props to everyone for doing so. A terminated pregnancy does not have to spell the end for a relationship.

I shall buy this to use as my casting couch for my mythical creature softcore porn production company, David Bowie's CodPiece.

I like the cut of this father's jib, standing up for his daughter against his country's predispositions towards misogyny.

I want it to be known that I just fist pumped the air when I read this (hadn't heard about Tebow's cut yet) from my perch atop the porcelain throne, where I'm catching up with sports news. I believe this is final confirmation that I might actually be a man, despite being a 6 months pregnant woman.

Not exactly. The stuff we humans are allergic to comes from oil that's usually distributed through the fur and especially their saliva. That oil and saliva just builds up on her, which is why they need regular baths. Without the hair to spread dander and oil around the house our home stays relatively allergy free but…

I wanted to make a simple baby blanket so of course I went down the rabbit hole. It's called an Asherton pattern and is mostly used for scarves. It reminded me of M.C. Escher patterns and thought that was a cool concept for a baby blanket. Here's an example of someone else's project.

Finally started my unborn son's M.C. Escher baby blanket. May it be as majestic as it is squishy and soft. Also, hairless cat.

I for one believe that her right to free speech is being trampled on by the Liberal Media who, after conducting a witch-hunt on this dedicated American, has decided once again to err on the side of a minority that doesn't need help policing people's viewpoints (I mean hello- Affirmative Action) and forcing the masses…

I challenge your claim:

I absolutely think she should have that "finding herself" phase. If the quote about Liam has any grain of truth, it's him - as fiancee - that should have thought about that.

"Liam really does care about Miley, but her racy new look and sort of ghetto attitude isn’t exactly what he signed up for."