Wowee fucking wow wow. The absolute brass balls on that girl for taking your cats to the fucking shelter. man oh fucking man.

I Naired my legs before a foam party at a frat back about a decade ago. The non-toxic foam juice they'd ordered didn't come in time so they subbed out dish soap. The party was fun but everyone accidentally swallowed so much soap, the puking went on for days. I puked AND had chemical burns all over my legs from the…

I've never liked her. I feel like I should try harder but her wide-eyed, "I'm so silly," acty acting drives me bananas.

I totally clicked the Riff Raff link thinking the beat-off story was about the Rocky Horror writer/actor. Now I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed it wasn't him. Let's go with relieved.

I really don't think she did it, though plenty could be said for either side, but I'm with her in this one. There isn't a cell in me that would go back after that shitshow.

You've probably had themand not felt them - they say that's how it works for a large portion of women. You aren't missing much, they're just nerve wracking when pre-term and obnoxious at full-term, so I hear.

I'm at 23 weeks preggers with Braxton Hicks becoming my frequent companion. I'm constantly amazed by the depth of concern I have for this little guy to stay in and bake properly. I have never wanted time to pass faster than I do now.

She must employ the same time-warping Pregnancy Gypsy as Jessica Simpson.

I'm going to have to negotiate strongly for 2 months maternity leave (no FMLA) and my fiancee will have 3 weeks paid before he goes back. We have 124 days until our due date. We have no idea what we are getting into.

Nothing like a baby to normalize people of a Higher Ranking - celebrities, the rich, the pampered. Don't get me wrong; they can afford nannies and I'd say often don't have the same full frontal experiences of in-the-trenches parents but babies and kids don't give a shit who you are. They will demand your attention…

I missed the "sparks" for so many years, tried to find it in unhealthy relationships. Then I did some reanalysis of old relationships and realized that those sparks were from drama as well. After the flushed heat of youthful, hormone-driven romance, most great relationships are like a steady ocean voyage. Not a speed…

One of the most frightening things my man ever came back from a local meeting of the "computer manipulators club" was their gleeful perusing of web cams all over the world. Japanese boardrooms, college dorms, etc.

I'd say this post is missing a fair amount of context. This woman runs a dance academy full of little girls. The kind of little girls who take dance. She tells them she's getting married and their little pink-tapestried brains exploded with sugar-sweet dreams of flowers and silk and romance and ribbon.

This. Is absolutely insane. Thank you for bringing it into my life.

The Sleepeasy Solution. I just added it to my Amazon Wish list for grabbery purposes. Thank you!!!!!

This is all really sound, excellent advice. I appreciate it.

I've been able to bounce around to a lot of different industries and know banking, payroll, quick books, HR, management, training, serving, Etc. No idea what I'll do next. :)

Good call, I hear that argument all the time but its mentally stimulating and keeps huge gaps off your résumé.

He clearly had a whole lot of disingenuous ladies in the sack.