I had the abnormal cells a few years ago, had a colposcopy to follow it up and paps every 6 months after that. I'm curious why they waited a year to check again, did the doc give you any feedback about that?

I'm 4 months away from birthing my first and 3 away from quitting my high-powered, extremely well paying job. My plan involves giving birth, chilling with le babe for 3 months or so, then hunting for a new job. Reasons for doing this instead of maternity leave and barreling through are:

Just another grain of sand on the beaches of the world of reasons why organized religion is Seriously Fucked Up.

I'm 4 months away from birthing my first and 3 away from quitting my high-powered, extremely well paying job. My plan involves giving birth, chilling with le babe for 3 months or so, then hunting for a new job. Reasons for doing this instead of maternity leave and barreling through are:

Cue the mascara rivers on the white girls and indignant faces on the white boys talking about how their free speech should be protected when they finally leave the show and find out they've been shit-canned by their jobs.

When my fiancee and I got pregnant, we were curious how our hard-partying friends would handle the news, especially since a few of them have expressed their interest in never having children. They've all been overwhelmingly positive and I'm hoping that carries through to the actual baby-having (still Nirvana's third…

The rest of his life might only be a couple of days at that rate - don't know what your tolerance for being lit on fire is but mine's pretty low.

I Google Image searched for "No Homo" and found this:

Did the steakhouse phrase trip you up? Try preparing 5 salads yourself, boxing and bagging, boxing steak/salmon/whatever meals, prepping all sides including warmed bread and butter, needing to be put into plastic to-go cups, all while you're supposed to never leave the front to seat groups, answer phones, direct…

I will start a puppy and kitten swapping service to bring her a new puppy or kitten every morning for fresh petting and snuggling. She will never have to pet the same fluff ball twice. Each puppy or kitty will be a shelter case and a photo will be posted online each day of the animal for immediate adoption. Yes. This…

Depends on who's prepping the take out order. Most restaurants have a take out procedure in place and frequently prepare takeout orders. I worked at a fancy steakhouse where the hostess took the order, requested the meal with the cook, prepped the takeout materials and rang out the order, often during the busy lunch…

And the bouncing is him rubbing her back vigorously to warm her up. Nailed it.

I watched a drunk girl at a party have sex with a cupcake once. Very odd thing to watch.

I can't count to three without saying, "ah-one, ah-TWO-HOOO!!! ah-thrrree."

They sometimes forget to take them off after the show wraps taping.

...will they have to serve some sort of double term?

Blowies and butt sax forevers!!!