I guess I'll need to sign up for Disney+. Dammit!

People are jerks! I’m sorry your husband had to deal with that. Your lemon seed poppy cake looks amazing, however.

Is anyone else as sick of hearing all the COVID-19 platitudes as I am? Trying times, difficult times, uncertain times... and my absolute least favorite, “We’re all in this together.”

American cheese is without peer when it comes to topping burgers or making grilled cheese sandwiches. Nobody said it was good for you, but it melts perfectly and dammit I WANT MY SANDWICH.

I’ve been finding a lot of stress relief in the simple act of not worrying about what I “should” be eating or drinking. I still do my best to work greens and veggies into my diet, because I like them and they’re good for me, but if I want to have a frozen pizza for dinner, I eat some fucking pizza. If I want to get…

Gatorade and applesauce, because apparently morning sickness is an unfortunate, all-day affair. :(

I am eating the healthy school lunch I always complained about: egg salad on a Hawaiian roll, veggie sticks with ranch, and clementines. Gotta save calories for the binge drinking I’ll do tonight.

What - were you raised by wolves?

It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then do stuff like hiring personal trainers, a cook, etc. Actually trying to get all that in one person is unlikely, and the ad even mentions they already have a staff (including an au pair). 

Yeah, this article reeks of ageism. The message I got from it is:

Yeah, I’m a consulting electrical engineer who used to do high end residential. I once worked on a house that had NINETEEN refrigerators. But I never did one with a walk-in, that was always reserved for commercial work. 

So, TBH, I don’t understand Kim’s fridge set up.

Her kitchen island has more square feet then my entire kitchen!!!  Its insane and I envy it.  If I ever were more well off, the first thing I would do is get a house that can have a beautiful kitchen

Im always in the greys, but as a current museum studies student who helped unionize the last museum I worked at, I feel like the target audience for this article.

That story was way less interesting than the headline promised. I was thinking maybe they brought in some priests to exorcise the cheating demons (cheatons?) from Offset. “The Power of Christ compels you not to cheat!”

It’s so absurd; the shooter made it clear that he was an anti-feminist.

Today is the 30 year anniversary of the Montreal Massacre, at Ecole Polytechnique.

Honestly, without the universal Trump punching bag, BoJo would have been iced out by Macron and Trudeau speaking fluent French (and Macron rolling his eyes at Trudeau’s patois).

Yeah I got mad when he started talking about getting oranges in his Christmas stocking. I was like sweet oranges would not have been around in the 14thC and they were a massive luxury when they first arrived.