Larry, but you’ve probably never heard of him.

Actually, there is a line of scholarship that believes Richard III is innocent of the deaths of his nephews and would actually have nothing to gain by murdering them. This is explored at great length in the great Daughter of Time by Josephine Tey. Spoiler alert: History was written by the victors aka Henry Tudor aka…

Cast Octavia Spencer properly, you cowards.

I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

When I was in Ottawa, I found that most of the faculty I worked with lived in Gatineau. That’s when I discovered the disparity between QC and ON on these benefits. I can see why people locate there vs. crossing the canal.

Also:

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

That means she and her husband are perfectly matched, then.

Lmao toddlers wanting to dress like mommy. They’re so full of shit.

was about to come up here to nod along with ya. some of these are pretty but Y’ALL! These are celebrities and some rich ass people who have tons of help. Do better. Like if you’re going to be something boring/obvious, do it well or have your team come up with something good.

I’m estimating here, but something like 70% of these celebrities dressed up like...other celebrities? Really? I suppose I have to wait for our patron saint of Halloween, H. Klum to show up this tepid cluster of nothingness.

Just shave it William. You’ve got a decent head shape for it.

was coming down here to say

I’d say 35% Dick, 63% tongue, and 2% brain. I think a lot of women can put up with a lot of stupid, if you’re cumming 3 times a day.

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.

A good dick is only half the equation. Maybe even one-third. Maybe even less.

Why did I click on that video? Even jumping straight to the eight minute mark I could almost feel my IQ dropping as the video played. Here’s the eyeball shot so you don’t have to suffer the same fate.

“I found out when I got there, and there were paparazzi everywhere. I was thinking, ‘There’s more to this than meets the eye.’”

Also...  Prince William had an affair and Harry wasn’t down with that. 

Alec Baldwin is wrong about a lot of things, but he’s right about the Staten Island Ferry.