On Junior’s last birthday, Trump sent him a card that read, in primitive Sharpie scrawl,

DERELICKT MY BALLS

They are trying to sell cologne and use Johnny Depp as part of the strategy. That’s incredible. Depp looks like the worst smelling male on the planet.

“I want to smell like Johnny Depp’s pancho after his vision quest through the desert.” -Nobody Ever

Go Liz Go!

By gods, I hope that’s the podium order as well. I’d like to see Biden get ripped RIGHT in half.

“this never would have happened if she didn’t break the law”.

I can’t imagine what kind of person sees a women giving birth, and not only doesn’t call an ambulance, but also doesn’t help. The nurse just stood there and watched. If there’s any justice, the nurse will have their license revoked and the guilty parties will be charged with negligence or at least sued into oblivion. 

Joanna, by the Grace of God, Queen of Jerusalem and of Sicily, Duchess of Apulia, Princess of Capua, and Countess of Provence, Forqualquier, and Piedmont!

I just attended her townhall in Seattle and I have to say, she had charisma in spades. I really hope she’s our next president.

Competent women are offputting.

I don’t know if they necessarily count as medieval or even high budget prestige dramas, but the late 60s/early 70s Anne of the Thousand Days and Mary, Queen of Scots have always been favorites of mine. Same for Greta Garbo’s Queen Christina and Bette Davis’ The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex. And of course…

this CRACKED ME THE F UP. So petty, i love it.

“These haircuts are the men’s equivalent of women making themselves unattractive for an Oscar”

Of the Target Mossimos is a quality joke, and I will laugh at it every time. 

Honestly—had tears streaming down my face too. For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out why I was crying! I think it’s just as you said...she’s consistently for the last 20 years or so has just made me (and others) happy with her music, and always given us something special. You can listen to anything-ANYTHING-she…

Missy is probably one of the most innovative artist of the last 25 years. She wrote, produced, danced, choreographed, sang and rapped. She’s also one of the last artist to understand the visual medium. She really is amazing.

“I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman”

And five bucks says that the Siamese cats will not be featured in song, if featured at all.

There’s a special kind of control-freak nutjob who insists on doing that, isn’t there?