Was he layering underneath the unbuttoned shirt?

Unbutton it and he was bare underneath?! I would have been like “all right!” and started laughing uncontrollably.

First car I ever owned (POS 78 mustang) would not go in reverse while the engine was cold.  I got into the habit of always backing into spaces so I wouldn’t have to wait 10+ minutes whenever I wanted to leave.  Still do it 30 years later.

I don't know why but I really liked this story. It's so oddly specific.

My daughter took a look at her date’s Ocean Pacific bathing suit when he came out to the pool - that was it... finished.

I’m screaming.

Most cars have cameras, so they’re cheating. Don’t feel badly.

Next car, get one with a rear camera. You will back like a champ. 

ohhhhh...thaaaaaannnks.....

I back into spots, I work for a shipping company we all do it that way it’s just safer.  I also sometimes honk when backing in my personal car, the training has gone too far.

Like this:

Wait. What?

Only psychopaths back into parking spots #truth

My boyfriend always does, but it’s because he has to at work sites (they say it’s safer. I do not believe them) and he figures he needs the practice or he’ll fuck up someone’s car at a site.

A gift from Tiffany’s at least has resell value!

This isn’t the “tell us about what a good person you are” deal breakers thread this is the “petty” deal breakers thread. Gird your loins - this is not the space for people to show their best selves!

Yeah I dumped a guy once after he said he was “pleasantly surprised” by my breasts. I think he thought that was complimentary.

He gave me a grocery/drug store bouquet on the first date that I then had to carry around like some bargain basement Miss America. I don’t like cut flowers because they remind me of hospitals, funerals, and death in general, but that it was a cheap ass bouquet accented by plenty of Gerber daisies that I couldn’t…

I was sucking on a Werther’s Original and I almost just died, thanks.