Hey thought I recognized that stupid mug up there...it’s the same dummy who was positioning himself as the Repub Alexandria O-C. I somehow don’t think being a total asshole to grieving parents is something the two have in common. 

I love the idea of an omnipotent being worrying about Justin Bieber’s boner and subsequent feelings. Really, bless his heart. 

I try hard not to judge people on their looks, but some of these rappers my students introduced me to (6ix 9ine, Lil Xan, the late and terrible XXXtencion etc.) evoke such an intense and involuntary Mom reaction in me. Fix your hair! What the hell are you wearing? WTF is that on your face?

Thanks for the notes. 

Ugh, Ryan Phillipe was always creepy, I never drank the 90’s Koolaid and thought he was hot. Reese was always to good for the likes of him. 

he faces 32 years to life in prison.

Re the Reese Witherspoon headline, isn’t that just marriage once you’ve been in one for a while, or am I doing it wrong?

In a place where abortions were free and easily obtained, would that hypothetical situation ever happen though?

I had an abortion at 15 weeks to remove my already dead fetus. Although it was simple and quick the process, quite frankly, sucked. It hurt, I felt sick and sore for a couple of days afterwards.

It is physically impossible for Kushner to grow a beard, I’m sure of it. 

I am generally a person who helps.

I loved the pouch too, but in icy, slushy weather there was always the fear of falling and hurting the baby in the process. 

Sorry to hear about your mom. My parents moving into a condo this year with indoor parking has relieved much worry for me this year. 

Curious, cause I’m from much further North...what temperature is considered balls cold in your neck of the woods?

Lol, the plot description is, like, War and Peace levels long. 

Products that add extra anything usually ruins the deliciousness of the original. Add extra anything to a Big Mac, blech. Extra cheese on pizza? Thanks, now I’m choking. Cutesy food bullshit blocking my access to a drink? Bah! Forgive me, I’m in a real get off my lawn mood tonight.

Anyone else in the frozen hellscape part of the world? It’s like being in freaking Snowpiercer, minus Chris Evans (why is there never Chris Evans IRL)? I am thankful for my family and job that keeps me tethered to a cold place, but I am gradually learning that I am not a winter person. 

It does seem like a springboard to hunting people with a death ray on his vast estate. 

I fear death more than sex with a sentient pierogi or some asshole with a beard and low-key crazy eyes. The sex would almost definitely be bad, but I’d live to have better sex another day. 

Am snowed in today, will enjoy these.