A few years back 50 Shades had just been published in French. As the resident English speaker in my workplace I had already weathered months of 50 Shades hype and then had to sit through another round of endless discussions of that stupid, stupid book. When 3 of us were pregnant during that time period my boss thought…

Terrible joke. Also, stupid. 

Davidson simultaneously popularized and ruined the BDE mystique.

Hey guys, given Ivanka and Jared’s high profile jobs of doing a whole lot of nothing while still somehow making things worse, I’m thinking nepotism may not be good. 

You were very, very lucky. 

How so? Your chances of conceiving each month are pretty reduced at 38. Thus, you can try to conceive at a certain time, however the chances you’ll succeed are lower. It’s not unheard of to plan a pregnancy at 38, just statistically more difficult. 

Yes, in order to effectively write about the tabloids, one must simultaneously hate and love them. I feel that force is strong in you, well-done. 

I mean, lots of people low-key hate their sister-in-laws and manage to tolerate each other. Being in the public eye, there’s even less of a chance they’d rumble. These stories are total fiction. 

Amber Heard is a red carpet “menace” hell bent on having her photo taken and landing movie roles.

I’m here for anything that gives Kelly displeasure. Let them unleash a thousand violations, I say!

Chelsea is 38...at that age, the ability to time a pregnancy isn’t usually a thing anymore, unless you’re very, very fertile (older mom here, I speak from experience)

I highly approve of your use of Marie Kondo as a verb.

Only in my dreams. 

Seriously, fuck that Jessica Simpson cover.

At first reading on the Pence story this morning I found the school rules to be absurdly hilarious (no computer porn, yeeeaaahhh, sure). Then, after coffee, a serious thought. There are probably multitudes of private religious schools with wacky, anachronistic principals and philosophies and that’s more than a little…

I have some thoughts about this. Cory Booker is ambitious to the point of being thirsty, it is known.

If sperm tastes like chemicals doesn’t that mean there’s something wrong with it? 

Well, from this working mom who is presently lounging without a bra and giving her kids some couch potato time after a very long week, fuck you Robert Patterson.

There were a lot of relatives on my husband’s side that lived far away and could not afford to fly down for two weddings in a row. 

As someone who has experienced it IRL, I feel for Sophie/Sansa. It’s legitimately annoying when you’re heading towards marriage with a longterm partner and a family member has a whirlwind romance and marries before you. We ended up eloping rather than trying to compete, but Turner has the money to up the ante on this…