Honestly, I wished my hubs had hooked up with some brosectomy friends. Some jerks he worked with filled his head with vasectomy horror stories to the point he refused to get one.

Just looked at the cast and ugh. Why is Hollywood trying so hard to make Cara Delavigne happen, her acting was painful to watch in Suicide Squad.

Reminds me of that Jupiter movie with Channing Tatum or Cloud Atlas, where even after seeing a lengthy trailer you have no idea WTF they’re about.

Maybe it’s because I don’t watch live tv and don’t see commercials, but I have no clue what Valerian is about (admittedly I am too lazy to take 3 seconds and research it online). Movie audiences tend to avoid movies that do not have a straightforward theme.

Hmmm, Wonder Woman did great, now Girls Trip is opening strong. It’s almost as if movies not aimed at men ages 18-24 can STILL MAKE MONEY.

Do you think Tia Mowry recounted a sanitized version of her Charlize encounter to US magazine? Because Charlize telling her to fuck off is SUCH a better story (I think I would prefer it to her saying hi to me TBH).

Love when the guy who looks like the love child of the 80's and a venereal disease hands out fashion tips.

All lions are Lannisters, duh.

We’re all old with kids and want to stay up late and drink without having work the next day.

Or live (do you know something I don’t, I’m conservative with spoilers).

As discussed on another thread, I’m abstaining till Friday because I need an excuse to get out of the house and party. But I’m excited for you all!

I’m ridiculously excited to see Daenerys set foot on Westerosi soil! I firmly believe that there will be a few payoff moments this season that will be (nearly) impossible to ruin.

I’m buzzed and watching the new King Arthur movie. It’s really, really bad but Littlefinger and Roose Bolton are in it!

Very good.

You guys are like the devils on my left shoulder.

We have all sorts of nerdy stuff planned (my friend even bought GOT wine). I can’t be that nerd who cracks. I won’t be that nerd who cracks!

So it’s Thrones Night and I have to abstain in order to feast and drink massive chalices of wine next Friday with my friends who must work tomorrow.

This is oddly mesmerizing.

I, for one, would love for my children to be brainwashed by the BBC. Then I’d always have someone to discuss period dramas and historical programmes.

I guess it theoretically could be appealing on certain people, but neck tattoos absolutely have an expiration date.