I recently ran into a friend from high school who rejected me at 16 and he told me the same thing, that he had a crush on me and thought I was joking.

Madeleine, you were a very gutsy young lady to have mustered the courage to ask a boy out like that.

I could be totally wrong about this, but don’t some women get it done post C-section?

Don’t all rich people get tummy tucks after they give birth? No judgement here, I would absolutely have had one after my second kid if I’d had the means.

Wow, really helpful Caitlyn, thanks for chiming in with your enlightened thoughts.

Just to alleviate a bit of your stress, we didn’t feel a pressing need for a second bathroom until our 2 were out of diapers.

Well I’m not American, so there’s that.

I’m not sure how that works, house was listed as 1200 square feet.

My summer house is about 700 sq feet and it’s perfectly cozy, even with my two kids. It’s the ones that don’t have a full, closed-off bedroom and a proper bathroom that I couldn’t realistically live in.

We are a family of 4 in an 1100 sq foot bungalow (although we do have a large basement that is the same size as the upper floor) and we are totally comfortable. Everyone has their own room, plus 2 bathrooms and 2 tv spaces. Anything more is really just more to clean.

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

You know he obsesses over the thought of Trudeau and Macron smack talking him in French (which I’m 100% convinced they’ve done).

Trump has the same issue with Trudeau. The dumb dummy is the one that started this whole ridiculous handshake thing, then he’s mad when it blows up in his face.

He is so fucking socially awkward you almost pity him until you remember he’s the orange devil incarnate.

After a 13 year hiatus wherein marriages, divorces and procreation occupied us, my girls and I are taking a trip in the fall to celebrate our 40th birthdays.

I think getting ANY chronic disease would freak me out.

I remember the movie Kids traumatized me as a teen. I remember being convinced I had HIV after every sexual encounter, safe or not. Years later, I had to take an HIV test as part of routine prenatal testing and the fear was STILL there.

I mean, there are people who seriously believe this. Like Hillary puts on her black turtleneck and tuque, strolls out of her luxury home and murders right-wing whistle blowers (although, that would be pretty badass, come to think of it).

So it was Billary in the study with a pizza, right? And John Podesta was somehow involved, I bet.

I also love this thread. Jezzies, you are hitting it out of the park tonight!