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I think Trump has softer, daintier hands than I, a woman in her 30's, has. You can’t unsee it!

I am now physically incapable of looking at a picture of Obama without smiling sadly, shaking my head and sighing. I was unconscious of this until hubs pointed it out last week. Apparently it’s deeply annoying.

It’s...it’s actually somewhat mesmerizing. Like dehydrated mangoes being caressed by cream that’s been left on the counter all day.

One can’t help but wonder what Spicer REALLY wanted to say to my new hero.

If we’re talking Trek technology women never need to be paid equally, we just need to live on the Holodeck and simulate being treated like an equal human being.

I thought he was much older (turns out he’s only 6 years older than me). He does throw off dirty old man vibes, despite his age.

Turkeys can be vicious motherfuckers.

I got attacked by a swan as a kid, so I know that pain only too well.

Love ducks. Geese and swans on the other hand, total assholes. Kind of like them too in spite of it.

I thought the same thing. Just smear some dirt on him and stick him on a boat with the Ironborn, or in a Northern tavern and he wouldn’t look out of place.

He was filming in my area last summer and several people I know had sightings (not me, unfortunately). Anyways the consensus was that there’s no way he’s 5'8. No short hating here, I’m also 5'2, just like to rub it in to my tall friends that he’s the perfect height to be MY imaginary boyfriend.

Isn’t Sweden unable to extradite him because he would face the death penalty, which goes against the EU convention on human rights.

He is at least 10 years younger than I thought. Douchiness does indeed lend a patina of age to a person.

Nothing, but I certainly have something against dudes that say shit like this: “”Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.” and “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

And those finance/lawyer types can never hold their liquor.

One of the victories of these early protesters was the forming of unions, which in turn benefitted all workers, not just the unionized ones.

The Momoa/Trump mash-up was truly an existential crisis made for our times.

Unless the hair is dirty, I’m not sure that a man bun is much of an improvement.

Was going to say no because long hippie hair is not my thing. However after reflecting on previous “Would U” options (I’m still traumatized by contemplating Ted Cruz anywhere near my body) I realize I’m being way too picky. So yes, totally would.