I idolized Gwen in my late teens and have always felt some residual affection for her.

Easy D.

99% of women would be lost in that gown. On Rihanna it is GLORIOUS.

Blake Shelton has made Gwen Stefani unappealing. He’s the TSwift to her Hiddleston.

I can’t explain why, but this knowledge totally made my day. Thanks!

Well he comes off as intensely cute and likeable.

I am so sorry.

Donald Dump...that’s gold!

I remember forcing my friends to go see this (instead of Bill and Ted, which was also playing) when we were 12 because I thought it was sophisticated. They still bring it up.

My students love making fun of Trump. I’m surprised that none of the kids attempted to talk smack to him (and also relieved because I don’t think Trump’s ego can handle the wicked burn only a child can deliver). My five year old already calls him “the bad man” when he sees him on tv.

Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

“I love the fact that I have a unique perspective and I get a chance to do for other people what so many others have done for me,” she says.

He smells bad, I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things. Although I’m sure Brad smells too, so maybe Angie’s into that.

Angie’s ok but she is NO Elizabeth Taylor.

I would say breaking your partner’s teeth is on par with rape.

Putting all the other horrid stuff aside, if someone I knew struck their partner while they were HOLDING THEIR CHILD, they would be dead to me forever. Add in all the other stuff and the shunning should go into the afterlife.

As with anywhere, rural areas are a different kettle of fish.

Yes, I also thought I was attracted to Hiddles but in reality was attracted to Loki.

Comments from my mom, who watches DWTS religiously: