That list was very interesting. Christian movies prior to the 80's seem more like actual entertainment. Post 80's they become the preachy schlock we know and love to hate today.

I was also sick in bed when I read the original Barbara Bush post which led to pretty crazy hallucinations/dreams of making out with an ex while BB looked at us disapprovingly while crouched on top of my armoire.

Half, she was later inspired to convert to Christianity by Billy Graham (lol).

Bonus points, he’s a domestic abuser (still mad)

Isn’t there a cache of horrendous evangelical movies for Gifford to watch if she wants to see religious people onscreen?

Counterpoint, pickles are delicious (dill of course, sweet pickles are vile and forged in the depths of hell) and a good pickle is crisp, not soggy (I’m partial to Putter’s).

But since it was written fuck Brad Pitt, it wouldn’t be shade right? Shade has to leave you guessing.

Halloween is my birthday and I had the worst fucking day, got home from trick or treating with the kids, looking so forward to a glass of wine. Instead I got the stomach flu.

I find that cheesy costume much cuter than Duff’s. Nothing on the legs plus the ankle boots looks weird to me.

Having once confronted an idiot in blackface at a Starbucks, I think the thought pattern is that if they admire the person they’re dressed up as, then it’s not racist (IT’S STILL RACIST).

The committee is pretty baby boomer heavy in their demographics. I get the distinct impression part of Dylan’s receiving the prize had to do with the committee wanting to meet him.

If it makes you feel any better, I found the Paris metro to be the grossest public transport in Europe, so your puke probably didn’t make it any worse.

The response of the Nobel committee when they couldn’t get in touch with him was hilarious:

I’m having the worst October everyone. Death in the family coupled with my kids endless stomach flu bouts. But I indulged in a super dorky family costume to help ease the pain.

People can vote for whomever they please. I just don’t think emails that no one knows anything about yet provides justification should someone choose to vote for a racist, misogynist sack of improperly disposed medical waste.

So it’s cool for this guy to comment on the investigation (despite not having actually seen these Weiner emails), yet he can’t comment on the ongoing Trump/Russian hacker investigation because it’s ongoing. That’s not the least bit suspicious.

I mean we don’t even know anything about these emails. If this causes an impact on the polls, some people were just looking for an excuse not to vote for Hillary.

HOW DARE SHE TAKE YOU OUT OF THE STORY? DOESN’T MAYA RUDOLPH KNOW THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU?

Twenty years later and I still refer to them as my second parents.

You never pooped, pissed or puked in public? What kind of ivory tower are you living in Randilyn? I did all three when I was pregnant.